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People who live in the USA and act like soccer is something worth watching are just acclimating to becoming a third world nation.

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Imagine a Real Salt Lake "hooligan" or them chanting anthems....ewwwww (because Toronto FC is trying this out, they supposedly have an "army" now of hardcore TFC fans).
I have no idea why anyone in North America would want to emulate hooligans when they're pretty much universally reviled throughout the rest of the world. They wore out their welcome and whatever respect they may have had a long time ago. Every country that had them has either cracked down hard or have a public clamor to follow suit whenever the sadsacks act up.
 

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Imagine a Real Salt Lake "hooligan" or them chanting anthems....ewwwww (because Toronto FC is trying this out)
It's funny you of all people bring that up, one of the best moments I've ever experienced was at a Scotland v Canada friendly at Easter Road where your fans were chanting LETS GO CANADA and everyone else in the stadium was pissing themselves laughing. I find the singing and chanting kinda gay, but I kinda get it if it's a song that was written for the club like 100 odd years ago and only your fans sing it.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if a North American sports network actually made a reality TV show about trying to start up a Rise of the Footsoldier style inner city firm in Canada and just having crypto-dealers and drunks batter some Guidos from NY in the centre of Toronto
 

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I have no idea why anyone in North America would want to emulate hooligans when they're pretty much universally reviled throughout the rest of the world. They wore out their welcome and whatever respect they may have had a long time ago. Every country that had them has either cracked down hard or have a public clamor to follow suit whenever the sadsacks act up.
The US opinion of European football seems to be that they don't know how to market it and we know better. The reality is that it's pretty clueless. That's why you have Man Utd and Chelsea buying players for marquee value and stock inflation rather than effective play and they're now both in the shitehouse. I'm only half joking with that last post, it won't happen but they're stupid enough to try.
 

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The US opinion of European football seems to be that they don't know how to market it and we know better. The reality is that it's pretty clueless.
Yeah, absolutely. The reasons football got so big are mostly environmental, it doesn't really have anything to do with management. If anything, those have been proven to be the most reliably incompetent and corrupt bodies in charge of any industry of that size.
 
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