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People who live in the USA and act like soccer is something worth watching are just acclimating to becoming a third world nation.

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About 10 years ago I tried watching Premier League soccer because my roommate was into it. I deluded myself into thinking it was entertaining until one day I noticed that I wasn't entertained at all, in fact I was incredibly bored by how dull and gay it was.

OH MY GAWD HE ALMOST SCORED THAT TIME!

40 minutes later...

OH HE WAS SO CLOSE THAT TIME.

Soccer blows and everyone who likes it is just pretending to be cool.
 

RedHeadpw2

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I don't totally disagree, but I do think that America would be better off if most kids did soccer early on, then added wrestling/grappling... instead of football which will fuck up your quality of life in your 30s and 40s. The muscle and organ development, and endurance gains from soccer are great and useful for a transition into military service (for a healthy society/nation) compared to retarded American football.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Yes please continue to watch great American invented sports where there is an extreme amount of rules bloat, black worship, and 2 hours of commercials interrupted with 4 or 5 minutes of gameplay. Perhaps baseball is more your speed where the 2 teams barely interact with each other and the amount of jewelry each player wears is obscene because baseball is barely a sport. Also 200 meaningless games are played, feel the excitement, hey not much black worship in this sport though. Unless it's a Dominican.
Okay okay maybe basketball? A game that got so ghetto they had to put a dress code! You get about 15 minutes of game play between commercials on this one though so that's a bargain!
Only in America does one feel compelled to shit on soccer. No one's gonna take your black athletes away it's fine.
Just don't fucking watch it and don't worry about what others like
 

Treat Yourself

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Yes please continue to watch great American invented sports where there is an extreme amount of rules bloat, black worship, and 2 hours of commercials interrupted with 4 or 5 minutes of gameplay. Perhaps baseball is more your speed where the 2 teams barely interact with each other and the amount of jewelry each player wears is obscene because baseball is barely a sport. Also 200 meaningless games are played, feel the excitement, hey not much black worship in this sport though. Unless it's a Dominican.
Okay okay maybe basketball? A game that got so ghetto they had to put a dress code! You get about 15 minutes of game play between commercials on this one though so that's a bargain!
Only in America does one feel compelled to shit on soccer. No one's gonna take your black athletes away it's fine.
Just don't fucking watch it and don't worry about what others like
None of that makes povertyball any less boring. Sport for little girls.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Yes please continue to watch great American invented sports where there is an extreme amount of rules bloat, black worship, and 2 hours of commercials interrupted with 4 or 5 minutes of gameplay. Perhaps baseball is more your speed where the 2 teams barely interact with each other and the amount of jewelry each player wears is obscene because baseball is barely a sport. Also 200 meaningless games are played, feel the excitement, hey not much black worship in this sport though. Unless it's a Dominican.
Okay okay maybe basketball? A game that got so ghetto they had to put a dress code! You get about 15 minutes of game play between commercials on this one though so that's a bargain!
Only in America does one feel compelled to shit on soccer. No one's gonna take your black athletes away it's fine.
Just don't fucking watch it and don't worry about what others like
Yeah lets look at the french soccer team, there surely isn't negro worship there, Retard.
 

The Shah of Iran

aye awrite then
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Flopping is rare nowadays, unless you're watching South American soccer.
VAR basically got rid of that overnight. South Americans are the only ones dirty enough to not care about the ref watching them fake injuries on a monitor

I don't totally disagree, but I do think that America would be better off if most kids did soccer early on, then added wrestling/grappling... instead of football which will fuck up your quality of life in your 30s and 40s. The muscle and organ development, and endurance gains from soccer are great and useful for a transition into military service (for a healthy society/nation) compared to retarded American football.
The US would be a literal superpower of world football if they did this.
About 10 years ago I tried watching Premier League soccer because my roommate was into it. I deluded myself into thinking it was entertaining until one day I noticed that I wasn't entertained at all, in fact I was incredibly bored by how dull and gay it was.

OH MY GAWD HE ALMOST SCORED THAT TIME!

40 minutes later...

OH HE WAS SO CLOSE THAT TIME.

Soccer blows and everyone who likes it is just pretending to be cool.
So talk to your roommate during the boring bits.
Yeah lets look at the french soccer team, there surely isn't negro worship there, Retard.
Scotland have one of the whitest teams on planet earth and have been shit for 50 years. I'd have Aunt Jemima up front if she gets us past the Euro group stage
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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VAR basically got rid of that overnight. South Americans are the only ones dirty enough to not care about the ref watching them fake injuries on a monitor


The US would be a literal superpower of world football if they did this.

So talk to your roommate during the boring bits.

Scotland have one of the whitest teams on planet earth and have been shit for 50 years. I'd have Aunt Jemima up front if she gets us past the Euro group stage
No no! You can't bring up Scotland or all the Balkan countries or Eastern Europe. Racist google intern moved the goal posts to his shit argument to USA versus just French football
So take it back!
 
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