people who dont have alts wanna be micro celebs on a weird forum

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t because I honestly don’t think I could answer the secret question. I don’t even know what it is. Scary shit

 

[guest]

It's TERRY! With a T!

 

[DMAN]

Or maybe the people who feel the need to make 500 new names every month (as a man in their 30's+) and make it obvious that they're the exact same person just want to be the underground celebrity who gets remembered more as a one hit wonder? Hard to say. All we know for sure is that anyone with more than 1 registered account is a mentally ill, substance abusing coward.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

People change their handles because they genuinely believe there is an active FBI investigation into their affairs.

 

[RoTheHo69]

How else am I going to be a success like that del arroz guy?

 

[HasBadTeethGuy]

Sometimes you need an alt. I can't have my internet friends knowing I have bad teeth. Chocolate Hellhole would have a field day.

 

[Jenna]

It's not about me, it's about Jenna. You start shitposting about some obscure horror actress who is booking childrens cartoons about Jurassic Park, next thing you know she's the biggest draw in the goddamn industry. It's mainstream news that a paparazzi caught her smoking.

You look at what's happened to her since I decided to exclusively have Jenna avatars, how can I stop?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Or maybe the people who feel the need to make 500 new names every month (as a man in their 30's+) and make it obvious that they're the exact same person just want to be the underground celebrity who gets remembered more as a one hit wonder? Hard to say. All we know for sure is that anyone with more than 1 registered account is a mentally ill, substance abusing coward.

you should be an fbi profiler

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Chocolate Hellhole

That's wormkiller. I'm the one with no space no cap frfr

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I can barely retain the password for 1 account

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

That's wormkiller. I'm the one with no space no cap frfr

Whatever happened to that guy? Heard he raped babies or something.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Whatever happened to that guy? Heard he raped babies or something.

He's hiding out at @CQ_1's place until things blow over

 

[Meownaw]

I can barely retain the password for 1 account

You having this one for 3 years is a miracle.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

whenever i think of @LockedHDD__Pot i think of that “ride captain ride upon a mystery ship” song

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

whenever i think of @LockedHDD__Pot i think of that “ride captain ride upon a mystery ship” song

Do ya?

 

[guest]

All we know for sure is that anyone with more than 1 registered account is a mentally ill, substance abusing coward.

I'm living proof you can be that and still only have only one account.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Do ya?

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Brotherman I would love to nuke my account and make a new one every couple months but it’s a PITA

Plus we'd be giving up all our hard earned ribs

 

[Guest]

Plus we'd be giving up all our hard earned ribs

I mostly just don’t want to have to message admin and figure out the login question

 

[Brooke Shields]

I don't have alts because I'm lazy.

You're just supposed to create one on your non-main browser so all you have to do is copy and paste the thread you just saw into it

You really think I log out of this and into my Ray Wilson account every time I want to larp about Gosiah having an opinion on Fatrick?