People who break ramen up before cooking it

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you also have strong opinions on breaking spaghetti in half?

I do. You put the whole fucking shit in the pot, if there's some sticking out at first, what the fuck ever, is won't be for long. Plus, you can't break spaghetti cleanly. There's always a little piece in the middle of every single spaghetto that flies off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At the peak of Keto, I'd take a ceramic bowl, decent sized, load it with a bed of arugula and baby kale, three over easy grass fed eggs, serving of chia seeds, serving of nutritional yeast, purple onions, garlic, pan cooked bacon in avocado oil, shrimp, chili flakes, mix with sour cream and Sriracha as a dressing alternative for flavor, maybe a handful of pork rinds (cooked in their own fat only) for a bit of crunch.

Did I think it tasted good? Yes I did.

Did Gosia bitch about the smell when I'd make it in the morning? Every fucking time.

That sounds really fuckin good, Ray.