People who break ramen up before cooking it

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fucking retards. The noodles are supposed to be long.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, I bet you like long noodles. Heh heh, hear what I said? Abe likes long noodles.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, in elementary school I remember kids would always bring packs of Mr. Noodles to school, crush them up and dump the seasoning packet into the bag and eat them like chips. These were mostly kids with rich parents and it seemed like the most white trash dipshit thing ever. Make your kid a sandwich you fucking bums.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Long noodle; long life.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah, I bet you like long noodles. Heh heh, hear what I said? Abe likes long noodles.

This thread is for everyone but you. You're not welcome here.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Any Japaneses here wanna back me up?

Come on out, Japaneses. It's okay.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This thread is for everyone but you. You're not welcome here.

Must be a thread for people who are too dead to win an Oscar. I’ll see myself out.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You're right on all counts, Abe. Apparently the retards in prison crush them up before making their "chi chis." They didn't get there by being brainiacs!

 

[Toast]

You should only eat Japanese food if there is a Japanese looking person serving it to you. I say looking cause Chinks, Gooks, Nips, etc., all look the same. If you can identify whether someone is Jap or Korean based on looks, then you watch too much anime.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Why even cook it. I just bite into the solid block

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I like Japanse food.

Tempura? More like temricha.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why even cook it. I just bite into the solid block

Deplorable.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

ramen is food for insect-people

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

ramen is food for insect-people

I have a nasty bullshit cold for the second time in the span of a fucking month so it's all I want.

Honestly, I hate having colds but I don't get mad about it or anything because it's beyond my control. Getting it twice just weeks apart, I have never been more pissed off about being sick in my life and I want to beat whoever gave it to me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I have a nasty bullshit cold for the second time in the span of a fucking month so it's all I want.

Honestly, I hate having colds but I don't get mad about it or anything because it's beyond my control. Getting it twice just weeks apart, I have never been more pissed off about being sick in my life and I want to beat whoever gave it to me.

I’d be pissed at your boyfriend too.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I have a nasty bullshit cold for the second time in the span of a fucking month so it's all I want.

ironically the 'cold' you've got was probably processed in the same lab as the ramen noodles

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’d be pissed at your boyfriend too.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RAMEN NOODLE THREAD, CALVIN COOLIDGE!! GIT!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

ironically the 'cold' you've got was probably processed in the same lab as the ramen noodles

Why is my immune system so fucking weak lately? Do I have AIDS?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Why is my immune system so fucking weak lately? Do I have AIDS?

'shakes the magic 8-ball'... YES

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Also, in elementary school I remember kids would always bring packs of Mr. Noodles to school, crush them up and dump the seasoning packet into the bag and eat them like chips. These were mostly kids with rich parents and it seemed like the most white trash dipshit thing ever. Make your kid a sandwich you fucking bums.

We had a kid like that as well. He’d bring a pack of ramen and just eat the square of dry noodles. Rich family and everything. His mom made some badass chocolate chip cookies so it wasn’t because she wouldn’t make him a proper lunch. He just liked to eat them that way.