People who are better parents than Pat part 1

[Nigger John]

She’s not the first broad to use the “never knew I was pregnant” defense before and it’s always baffling.

So you gained 40% body weight, stopped having periods, felt literal kicks in your stomach, etc but didn’t know? Does it even need to be pointed out how retarded that is?

I was stationed with a black that legit didn’t know she was knocked up till 5 months in.

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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Those kids loved going to the lake.

 

[RickReternal]

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Didn’t she say a black dude stole her car and drove it into the lake? Also, if you’re going to kill your kids, at least die with them. That she didn’t always puzzled me.

 

[DominusOdium]

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I'd push my car full of kids into her lake, if you know what I mean.

 

[quasi101]

I wonder if she did the chick thing where she started crying as soon as the cops showed up to try and get out of trouble.

Yeah I wonder if the sky is blue and Patrick is fat as well...not!!!!!11!!!!??

 

[TorpidSloth]

For those who don't know

Fred West - Wikipedia

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If you wrote this as a miniseries it would get rejected for being too weird and unbelievable

 

[BoomerSperg]

European criminal justice system is bizarre. 7.5 years? OK. Also, she was technically correct. Her chances of being an executive at Porsche went out the window.

I wonder if Germany is like the uk where you automatically take half the time off the sentence.

 

[Udders]

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For those who don't know

Fred West - Wikipedia

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If you wrote this as a miniseries it would get rejected for being too weird and unbelievable

Holy shit what a rabbit hole that was.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Casey Anthony is a better parent than Pat, and by a wide margin. That should make Pat want to off himself, quite honestly.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Pat's a great parent. He identified the bad actors and took them out of Annabelle's life.

 

[TheNanaDook]

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The deeper you go on this story, the funnier it gets. His autism combined with his low IQ make for a lot of loffs.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The deeper you go on this story, the funnier it gets. His autism combined with his low IQ make for a lot of loffs.

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It’s hilarious that’s what he looked up after his wife was pleading with him to save their marriage. Some details in these cases are so hilarious you’d feel guilty for laughing at them.

 

[Random username]

The obvious.

 

[Professor Rape]

The deeper you go on this story, the funnier it gets. His autism combined with his low IQ make for a lot of loffs.

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She is so fucking annoying. If she didn't film every fucking thing for Facebook shed still be alive.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Annabelle turning into a career criminal with increasingly more horrific crimes/mugshots and spamming Pats twitter feed with said photos would be a great bit.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Didn’t she say a black dude stole her car and drove it into the lake? Also, if you’re going to kill your kids, at least die with them. That she didn’t always puzzled me.

I hope they caught that black guy

 

[TheNanaDook]

It’s hilarious that’s what he looked up after his wife was pleading with him to save their marriage. Some details in these cases are so hilarious you’d feel guilty for laughing at them.

Dude googled the nearest volcano to figure out if he could dump the bodies there. His mistress was googling how to prepare for anal sex and interracial gang bangs. After the murder he looked up the lyrics to Battery by Metallica. It just goes on and on. I feel guilty but I can't stop looking up and laughing.