Pedophile and hugo fan fiction finalist Paul Weimer helps provide fantasy names.

[Easily_Remembered]

Kit E'pyorn

Kuh-Reep Sh'otz

I. Phük Kiddz

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

These must be anagrams of children he has molested.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Rey Pevan

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This fantasy setting will be rAnDoM!!

Will it?

Also, her photo is revolting. She clearly spent at least an hour, on her own, applying make up and stretching her hair back so it pulls face skin with it - aka the "Croydon face lift" - before finding that perfect Myspace fat-hiding angle.

We get it! You're a lonely obese woman doing everything in your power to deflect attention away from the reality of your awful body. Oh, you like fantasy? And daydreaming? And imagining sci-fi worlds where people can escape their own bodies and be whoever they want to be? Jeez, I wonder why that is?

I wonder why you'd do anything not to stand in front of the mirror naked and sobbing yet again.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Freek Handy

 

[fusciasomething]

Apparently I don’t know what the word alleged means

 

[NoBacon]

Apparently I don’t know what the word alleged means

You’re right, I’ll fix it

Edit / done

 

[guest]

Let’s help with some more suggestions, I’ll start:

Keyd Molestar
Tutch Yungins
Pittee Addicct

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I so badly want to beat the shit out of this faggot. So badly that I’ve basically already done it basically in my head.

I’m not sorry, Paul.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

Imagine giving such a funny set-up, to get only these replies, in all seriousness, nice attention, fat woman:

Starstone Incline, that's Pat's astronomy blog name

 

[FurBurger]

Child Sharkooderee
Tyrone Cold-Cut
Milk Carton-face