Elon Musk says Twitter, now X, is to charge all users subscription fees
Billionaire also says platform has 550 million monthly users generating up to 200m posts a day
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Temper Tantrum Rick will NOT be happy about this.
I don't think Rick will overreact to this news, do you? For a feature that will most likely not happen.
What the heck are you talking about? He won’t like this news at all and he certainly will overreact
He's probably trolling, but I'd love to see this happen
I think so too, the only people crying and complaining Elon Musk are the losers on twitter - something he owns. I bet he does this stuff and laughs his ass off at the reactions from people who take twitter so seriously.
Pats and Jackies will start clucking. Interactions and views will spike. X will sell more ads. Elon increases his bureaucracy and the vaule of his product.
Elon putting the pigster to work for him. Gotta tip your hat.
Elon putting the pigster to work for him. Gotta tip your hat.
Wow, guy and his army of investors who bought a social media platform for zillions of dollars wants to make a profit. Pat and fat Snackie can’t handle this
Musk’s conversation with Netanyahu was billed as a discussion about technology and artificial intelligence but it quickly turned to free speech and antisemitism amid accusations that X was not doing enough to tackle racist speech on the platform.
Netanyahu said he hoped Musk would find ways within the confines of the first amendment to clamp down on antisemitism and other forms of hatred on X.
Netanyahu said he hoped Musk would find ways within the confines of the first amendment to clamp down on antisemitism and other forms of hatred on X.
If I have to pay for the right to tweet, then I should be able to tweet anything I want so long as it's not illegal in my jurisdiction.
That's not going to happen though. Lose-lose all the way.
But piggy oinking about this will be a win. So there's that. Thanks Elon.
That's not going to happen though. Lose-lose all the way.
But piggy oinking about this will be a win. So there's that. Thanks Elon.
Well he certainly does like laughing at his own jokes. Here he is telling a (not funny) joke, laughing at it, and then repeating it, all before he lols @ it again on X. Turbo sperg that he is.
little baby children, Patrick will not pay a penny, his totally real dark money benefactor will! ha ha!
Pat and Kyle discussed yesterday
Rick’s initial comment:
Rick’s initial comment:
Holy shit Elon might actually destroy twitter. Fatrick on suicide watch.
Wouldn't be the first time Pat paid his "abuser".
It's amazing the hate the media has for him.
I like to imagine that Elon is trying to directly fuck with Piggy for being such a faggot.
If I were a billionaire I would absolutely use some of that money just to annoy Fatrick. Nothing too malevolent. I'd just buy out his favourite hangouts and turn them into theme bars modelled on whatever dumb shit he was complaining about that week. Or I'd pay someone to track down every available used or unsold copy of all his books, buy them up at a deep discount and then have them pulped.
If I were a billionaire I would absolutely use some of that money just to annoy Fatrick. Nothing too malevolent. I'd just buy out his favourite hangouts and turn them into theme bars modelled on whatever dumb shit he was complaining about that week. Or I'd pay someone to track down every available used or unsold copy of all his books, buy them up at a deep discount and then have them pulped.
It would be his greatest accomplishment.