Pauls third time barely mentioning his birthday this year

[DominusOdium]

Yall got a couple weeks to organize something for me

I only remember because its also the day Qaden bounced off the pavement and into God's embrace.

 

[EraGodless]

Literal, Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

 

[Rudderman]

Life of his story, telling all and sundry about his natal day encomium.

more liek meconium amirite

 

[WheelchairFred]

Bam: Yall got a couple weeks to organize something for me

Prince Jvstin: asking for my gifts

Same energy.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Yall got a couple weeks to organize something for me

What kind of gift cards do you want?

 

[captain_kamala]

What kind of gift cards do you want?

Idk I need an eye exam and glasses but I rather spend all my money and time on nigger shit

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine knowing what Charlie Brown Syndrome is and just embracing it as part of your pathetic life rather than seeing it as a cue to do something about it.

I thought we were in the Big Balls Paul era after he won those 2 Hugo's. But he's right back to being a fucking pussy.

Probably cried because he knew he’d never be that happy ever again.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I just assumed he'd be spending another birthday with something in his asshole while playing that fucking Marvel Puzzle Quest shit he loves so fucking much.

But hey if anybody is looking for a gift, Paul has some very heterosexual, not closeted at all gift ideas...

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[chewtoyrapist]

Idk I need an eye exam and glasses but I rather spend all my money and time on nigger shit

Check your mailbox for a temu watch twice the size of your wrist and a popeyes delivery

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I heard there's a sale at the Sturdy Rafter Store if someone wants to get Paul a gift he'd a appreciate. It's next to Robert's Rope Emporium.

 

[CuntFucker]

Demanding birthday gifts is a pretty alpha move imo

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My buddy kept bringing up his "birthday extravaganza" yesterday. I was like "when is it?" He was like "you missed it, man. I left you a couple messages." That's my best friend. It's just another day.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I actually think that would work for @Sue Lightning , I want to see Boq go and beat him with a fish

A swordfish, hopefully