🚨PAUL WEIMER IS HAVING KINKY HOTEL SEX WITH AN OLD LADY🚨

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Too bad they can't breed she is way past expiration date, i'm curious to see how the Weimer family's "trickle down catastrophe genes" pan out

 

[PickleRickle]

I like the dirty direction of this thread

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Daniel William Mullen just posted this in his community tab on X

 

[SFWA liaison]

this is worse than raping kids

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That fish looks dry and dreadful @TorpidSloth comment

 

[Jenna]

They strike me as sad lonely people who enjoy each other's company enough, but he's a pedo and she hasn't been horny since 1997. Planning inexpensive "vacations" to shitty little towns in North Minnesota just to have something to do, but sweaty passionate vacation sex? They probably just lay there next to each other "I'm glad you understand me".

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Did you try to take over his body like Freddy's Revenge? The one with the fruit?

I'm just asking questions.

Boy, that Larry King looked like a million bucks! How did he stay so up-to-date on contemporary fashions!?! Whether it was blue jeans and a pair of Vans or this snappy ensemble, no one ever looked more comfortable and effortless than Lare!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Paul probably dresses her up like a infant to diddle her

 

[HotAnus]

She stared at his flacid wrinkled Weimer and said 'if I wanted this kinda action, I'd stick with my own age group. Get hard, you coward!'

Paul grinned. The Magic Words had been spoken. He was rock hard now. His 3 inches of manliness stretched to this gorgon faced woman with miniscule pride. She took him between her thumb and forefinger and brought him to a weak orgasm in less than 30 seconds. Paul sighed with relief.

'Alright, Weimer. Just take me to the museum and show me the ancient African dildo exhibit. I'll get myself off'

 

[RoTheHo69]

They strike me as sad lonely people who enjoy each other's company enough, but he's a pedo and she hasn't been horny since 1997. Planning inexpensive "vacations" to shitty little towns in North Minnesota just to have something to do, but sweaty passionate vacation sex? They probably just lay there next to each other "I'm glad you understand me".

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[kingship75]

Paul probably dresses her up like a infant to diddle her

That’s a big fucking infant.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That’s a big fucking infant.

Baby Huey sized

 

[Steve Ramone]

Paul Weimar should kill himself.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Still staying true to his roots though. He can't suppress it.

Any childless man in his 50s who talks about a great place "for kids" is a fucking pedophile. Also, who the fuck goes out of their way to leave all these reviews? I do it if I am explicitly asked by the owner. But wow, great find.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Any childless man in his 50s who talks about a great place "for kids" is a fucking pedophile. Also, who the fuck goes out of their way to leave all these reviews? I do it if I am explicitly asked by the owner. But wow, great find.

Not "for" kids, but "fur" kids. Kids in furry costumes gives pedos plausible deniability.

How was he supposed to know the furry fox was 13? That's why the furry scene is a pedos scene.

He's looking for fur kids.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Imagine leaving a review of fish and chips. Or giving a shit about one.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[Stent]

I figured it was an old guy in a dress. Paul will not laugh when it feeds him the wrong cum. THIS ISN'T MINE! I CAN TELL!

 

[TorpidSloth]

That fish looks dry and dreadful @TorpidSloth comment

Yeah it looks like one of the breaded supermarkets ones you cook in the oven, not a battered fried fish.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Any childless man in his 50s who talks about a great place "for kids" is a fucking pedophile. Also, who the fuck goes out of their way to leave all these reviews? I do it if I am explicitly asked by the owner. But wow, great find.

Penny eater has review every restaurant in Milwaukee