Paul McCartney ruined the Beatles for me

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I loved the Beatles until one day I found out he married a woman with one leg after his first wife died from cancer.

Wait what?

So let me get this right - you are the frontman in the most influential band of all time and one of the most famous and wealthy people on planet earth. Sure, you are a little bit ugly because you’re British but that doesn’t matter. You could pull any woman in the world and you go with a one legged woman? Why? Why would you do that?

He then spends the next few years being a total fucking simp. He’s making her breakfast in bed. He’s cleaning up after her. He’s writing songs about her. He stops smoking pot because of her. He bends over backwards for a woman who has a prosthetic. You would think she was the beatle, not the other way around.

Then it turns out there’s not enough simpery in the world to keep her happy so they get divorced and even though he wins, he ends up looking like the broccoli eating wimp he is. In the end she gets shafted by the courts and limps off to go start the next phase of her life as he learns nothing simps for another broad.

It’s a shame but I’m not wrong.

Also, John Lennon was gay too but I’m not going to get into all that right now.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I thought she got 48 million and was so pissed off she poured a glass of water on her lawyer's head.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I thought she got 48 million and was so pissed off she poured a glass of water on her lawyer's head.

She deserved better. Real ass dude

 

[Professor Rape]

He then spends the next few years being a total fucking simp. He’s making her breakfast in bed. He’s cleaning up after her. He’s writing songs about her. He stops smoking pot because of her. He bends over backwards for a woman who has a prosthetic. You would think she was the beatle, not the other way around.

Must be some kind of submissive fetish shit.

 

[PogromStallone]

Paul was the talented one.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Perhaps he opened his heart to love, nigga

 

[CuntFucker .]

I'm annoyed by how overrated the Beatles are. To be fair, probably nobody could live up to such a reputation. That's obviously a poor reason to dislike them, but I just can't help myself. "Obladi! Oblada!" Infantile bullshit.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm annoyed by how overrated the Beatles are. To be fair, probably nobody could live up to such a reputation. That's obviously a poor reason to dislike them, but I just can't help myself. "Obladi! Oblada!" Infantile bullshit.

They're rated as the best band ever so they're only overrated if there's a better band, which there isn't.

 

[Brooke Shields]

The only good Beatles record

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Stupid fucking arsehole doens't even know his own songs.

https://www.mi6-hq.com/news/index.php?itemid=7839

 

[PogromStallone]

What's everyone's favourite Beatles albums? For me it's Rubber Soul and Abbey Road.

 

[DominusOdium]

I loved the Beatles until one day I found out he married a woman with one leg after his first wife died from cancer.

Wait what?

So let me get this right - you are the frontman in the most influential band of all time and one of the most famous and wealthy people on planet earth. Sure, you are a little bit ugly because you’re British but that doesn’t matter. You could pull any woman in the world and you go with a one legged woman? Why? Why would you do that?

He then spends the next few years being a total fucking simp. He’s making her breakfast in bed. He’s cleaning up after her. He’s writing songs about her. He stops smoking pot because of her. He bends over backwards for a woman who has a prosthetic. You would think she was the beatle, not the other way around.

Then it turns out there’s not enough simpery in the world to keep her happy so they get divorced and even though he wins, he ends up looking like the broccoli eating wimp he is. In the end she gets shafted by the courts and limps off to go start the next phase of her life as he learns nothing simps for another broad.

It’s a shame but I’m not wrong.

Also, John Lennon was gay too but I’m not going to get into all that right now.

What is this, Bill Burr's account?

 

[DominusOdium]

Paul was the talented one.

110%. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a liberal faggot who liked John for his drugged out, millionaire cosplaying working man, slacktivism horseshit.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What is this, Bill Burr's account?

How dare you

 

[PogromStallone]

110%. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a liberal faggot who liked John for his drugged out, millionaire cosplaying working man, slacktivism horseshit.

John did write some good stuff but boy did he get up his own ass later on.

 

[UnPRePared]

Paul was the talented one.

You spelled George wrong.


Though to be fair, they all were/are cunts.

 

[UnPRePared]

110%. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a liberal faggot who liked John for his drugged out, millionaire cosplaying working man, slacktivism horseshit.

I would question any man or woman who called John their favourite.

He never came close to touching what George pulled off with Wonderwall and All Things Must Pass.

 

[BUBBLER]

When her least favorite movie is Footloose

 

[PogromStallone]

You spelled George wrong.


Though to be fair, they all were/are cunts.

George wrote like 4 good songs.

 

[UnPRePared]

George wrote like 4 good songs.

I hate to car crash you, lad, but you're absolutely wrong.

He wrote at least six.