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Paul gets Liban a job ep. 1

Gay Faggot.

Soft punchable jaw...bitch tits...pear shaped
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He looked good in all those death wish movies and he looks good now


If you need someone to blow a comically 80's street thug through a window with a rocket launcher, there really isn't anyone better
The problem with “Death Wish: OnA” is that Turk would just drink, embarrass himself and pass out. Maybe we could @UnPRePared to call him a stupid poor cunt after raping his passed out body or something.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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Alleged E-List celebrity and movie buff has clearly never seen Death Wish. Nice not taking the compliment that you’re our Jeff Goldblum no one has heard of yet, stupid.

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT! I HATE RICH CUNTS!

Yes I've seen the movie, my friend. It's been years though, many years. I have a very love/hate relationship with most films from the 70's, from Death Wish to Apocalypse Now to Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Usually can't see most of them more than once.

And thank you for the compliment, I suppose. Been a busy day.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Sue's assessment is correct. Boqposting is the lowest form of conversation.
Even if this post is funny does that make up for the 10,000 bits he’s tried that aren’t funny? Dude runs around shitting up every thread with his “dark character”.

“Now I make sure you’re unemployed, Liban.”

Wow real threatening using his name. Totally doesn’t sound like Pat faggotry. Then his tryhard Trumpisms “Lyin Little Liban”. That’s not catching on you dumb faggot.

I have never seen this dumb faggot post anything funny. Stupid fucking Patposter who only occupies Litcrit and Off Topic. Also loves lolcows and browses Kiwifarms while being a full grown adult, normal things.
 

iBangedQuasi

Only Posting When Drunk 🤌
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Even if this post is funny does that make up for the 10,000 bits he’s tried that aren’t funny? Dude runs around shitting up every thread with his “dark character”.

“Now I make sure you’re unemployed, Liban.”

Wow real threatening using his name. Totally doesn’t sound like Pat faggotry. Then his tryhard Trumpisms “Lyin Little Liban”. That’s not catching on you dumb faggot.

I have never seen this dumb faggot post anything funny. Stupid fucking Patposter who only occupies Litcrit and Off Topic. Also loves lolcows and browses Kiwifarms while being a full grown adult, normal things.
Sanctimonious Sue is not good
 

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Even if this post is funny does that make up for the 10,000 bits he’s tried that aren’t funny? Dude runs around shitting up every thread with his “dark character”.

“Now I make sure you’re unemployed, Liban.”

Wow real threatening using his name. Totally doesn’t sound like Pat faggotry. Then his tryhard Trumpisms “Lyin Little Liban”. That’s not catching on you dumb faggot.

I have never seen this dumb faggot post anything funny. Stupid fucking Patposter who only occupies Litcrit and Off Topic. Also loves lolcows and browses Kiwifarms while being a full grown adult, normal things.

He's funny on the podcast when he's not Boqtalking. He has a Boston accent like one of The DMAN's old friends who would go on amusing rants and raves.

But on the forums it just doesn't come through it all. It's like a guy pathetically following around a stronger poster because he made fun of him a few times and won't let the grudge die. Like he's constantly trying to prove himself against the Big Boq and it never works.

He could be a part of the Cabinet but instead he chooses to languish in this reply guy mediocrity. If you're going to make fun of Boq, go like The DMAN did and make him admit that he thinks he's wealthy because the guy at the museum let him hold their village's Whale Vomit one time.
 

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Also he tries to go after Boq for being a pedophile then shows photos of him with marginally attractive white chicks. He doesn't care about pedophilia whatsoever, it's just another talking point to bash the skinny arab he doesn't like.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Even if this post is funny does that make up for the 10,000 bits he’s tried that aren’t funny? Dude runs around shitting up every thread with his “dark character”.

“Now I make sure you’re unemployed, Liban.”

Wow real threatening using his name. Totally doesn’t sound like Pat faggotry. Then his tryhard Trumpisms “Lyin Little Liban”. That’s not catching on you dumb faggot.

I have never seen this dumb faggot post anything funny. Stupid fucking Patposter who only occupies Litcrit and Off Topic. Also loves lolcows and browses Kiwifarms while being a full grown adult, normal things.

lol didn’t read
 

NotHomeRunCumia

I hate you hate you hate you.
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The difference is that Paul isn’t funny.
Facts. It's the most tiresome, worn out shtick on this forum of tiresome worn out shtick.


"Hahaha hooooleeeee shiiiiit, look at this painfully unfunny email i may or may not have sent about Liban, tee hee"


Yeah, we heard you the first 1,000 times, didn't laugh then either...
 
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