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Paul being a creep at work

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"So Paul, what'd you do this weekend?"

"I won a Hugo."

"That's great, Paul. Can you make copies of this report? Also, run down to Dunkin and get me a coffee, would you? Thanks Paul."

"I will masturbate to thoughts of your infant daughter tonight."

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Copies and Dunkin coming right up!"
 

BoomerSperg

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imagine having a single tuft of hair on the middle of your head while the rest of it has receded so far that tuft is like an island.

id shave it all off before keeping something that pathetic.
 

Rick Roblinson

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The woman has a job that requires safety glasses lol


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This guy looks like Fred Armisen fucked the Icelandic virgin Jon Frimann.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I thought Paul would be the type to have those cargo pants that have zippers at the knees so they can turn into shorts. I saw someone wearing those recently for the first time in years and forgot how they were so awful and popular for a time.
 

CuntFucker

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You wouldn't happen to be a part of an exclusive dithcord, would you?
Damn, when I said "These losers spend all day on discord" I was exaggerating, but it turns out that they actually DO have a trannycord! Nice online friends, faggots! When Pat said "This is their entire lives and they are pathetic" he wasn't just right, he was historically and factually accurate.
 
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