Paul being a creep at work

[chocolatehellhole]

I sometimes wish I was obese like you virtuous African-Americans. Seems comfy.

How'd you know I'm South African?

 

[fricklefrackle]

How'd you know I'm South African?

Just a hunch, big guy.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

"So Paul, what'd you do this weekend?"

"I won a Hugo."

"That's great, Paul. Can you make copies of this report? Also, run down to Dunkin and get me a coffee, would you? Thanks Paul."

"I will masturbate to thoughts of your infant daughter tonight."

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Copies and Dunkin coming right up!"

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Just a hunch, big guy.

You wouldn't happen to be a part of an exclusive dithcord, would you?

 

[BoomerSperg]

imagine having a single tuft of hair on the middle of your head while the rest of it has receded so far that tuft is like an island.

id shave it all off before keeping something that pathetic.

 

[fricklefrackle]

You wouldn't happen to be a part of an exclusive dithcord, would you?

If you're trying to reference a Boomia discord, no.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

If you're trying to reference a Boomia discord, no.

Have you ever strayed outside of Literary Criticism?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Have you ever strayed outside of Literary Criticism?

Nope. Never even heard of OnA... I'm just pure PatPosting. Problem, faggot?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Nope. Never even heard of OnA... I'm just pure PatPosting. Problem, faggot?

How up are you on your Boq trivia?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Don't really care for him, to be honest. Ontarian muslisms and all that...

 

[Greygooser]

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Fly open in the hopes a child will put their hand in.

this niggas wearing cargo pants

 

[Phish]

this niggas wearing cargo pants

Hes got lots of candy and lube and nerf guns to carry around.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i thought he worked for tim horton's lol.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I just noticed Paul is wearing shoes that make him like 2 inches taller and he's still a fawkin manlet. Taller than Danny Ross, though.

 

[UnPRePared]

She looks like Alec Chance the porn star

The fuck are you on -

Oh yeah, she actually does.

Would. For both.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

The woman has a job that requires safety glasses lol

This guy looks like Fred Armisen fucked the Icelandic virgin Jon Frimann.

 

[HotAnus]

This guy looks like Fred Armisen fucked the Icelandic virgin Jon Frimann.

He's thier token non white

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I thought Paul would be the type to have those cargo pants that have zippers at the knees so they can turn into shorts. I saw someone wearing those recently for the first time in years and forgot how they were so awful and popular for a time.

 

[porquedealer]

She looks like Alec Chance the porn star

Wahalli I dont know what you are talking about.
I've never heard of Alec Chance and they are not my tabs.
I don't know how they got there.

 

[CuntFucker]

You wouldn't happen to be a part of an exclusive dithcord, would you?

Damn, when I said "These losers spend all day on discord" I was exaggerating, but it turns out that they actually DO have a trannycord! Nice online friends, faggots! When Pat said "This is their entire lives and they are pathetic" he wasn't just right, he was historically and factually accurate.