PatsPinkBlanket (aka Pinktrick S. Blanketson) killing it for us today

[RobertMewler]

I’ve never felt sorry for an inanimate object before. Poor thing probably has ptsd

Pat Turds Stalk Dreams

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His toilet deserves to be heard.

The toilet roll holder attached to the door still can’t believe it.

 

[alkiefuck2]

It’s a giant gamepiece from Sorry

(It’s actually a cooking implement called a tagine. It kind of replicates a clay oven of sorts)

you just sorta...stick your dick in it

 

[guest]

His toilet deserves to be heard.

Fat comes out of the shower to find his second better wife spraying the bowl with her beer shits. So poor. I'm so glad I haven't lived anywhere where the toilet was in the same room as the bath/shower since the house I shared with 4 other dudes as a student. Even that place had another shitter downstairs. They're in their 40s and living worse than students.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

His toilet deserves to be heard.

Two bathroom doors one toilet paper hanger

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat's Toilet With PTSD needs to be heard

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Sweater Von Fatmann: “Ja, das gut hackbraten”

 

[N64 Cube]

Maybe his shitty wedding ring can have a Twitter account of its own

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Ich haben milktitten"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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Sweater Von Fatmann: “Ja, das gut hackbraten”

Has "Pat's Gynecomastia" have account yet? i really hate posting these because tubby reads them and a surprise is so much better

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[JumboYumYums]

Has Pat's unused gym equipment gotten a mention yet?

 

[fricklefrackle]

jeans and sandals

Stylish AND functional, child.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Stylish AND functional, child.

God damn, I forgot about this pic. He used it to prove that global warming exists.

"I'm wearing sandals, therefore climate change is real, child."

What a silly fat fool.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lets not forget that pat found these neato sandals with a bottle opener 20 years late. These were cool in 2005. Nothing like shoving the end of a bottle you put in your mouth into the bottom of your sandal after using a public bathroom during a pandemic.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1407764160956469248

 

[fricklefrackle]

Lets not forget that pat found these neato sandals with a bottle opener 20 years late. These were cool in 2005. Nothing like shoving the end of a bottle you put in your mouth into the bottom of your sandal after using a public bathroom during a pandemic.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1407764160956469248

He's what some of us would call a "goof".

 

[guest]

Stylish AND functional, child.

Nice Hobbit feet, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lets not forget that pat found these neato sandals with a bottle opener 20 years late. These were cool in 2005. Nothing like shoving the end of a bottle you put in your mouth into the bottom of your sandal after using a public bathroom during a pandemic.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1407764160956469248

Not only that, but at 41. This is something you think is a good idea when you’re in your early 20s in college. After that you keep an opener one on your key chain or in your kitchen like an adult.

 

[guest]

Stylish AND functional, child.

I want to put on a pair of steel toe-capped boots and stamp on those fucking weird hobbit feet so much

 

[Mitch Weaver]

jeans and sandals

Subpoena! (Again)

 

[Guest]

Maybe his shitty wedding ring can have a Twitter account of its own

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That wedding ring is grounds for divorce