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PatsPinkBlanket (aka Pinktrick S. Blanketson) killing it for us today
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The toilet roll holder attached to the door still can’t believe it.His toilet deserves to be heard.
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you just sorta...stick your dick in it
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Fat comes out of the shower to find his second better wife spraying the bowl with her beer shits. So poor. I'm so glad I haven't lived anywhere where the toilet was in the same room as the bath/shower since the house I shared with 4 other dudes as a student. Even that place had another shitter downstairs. They're in their 40s and living worse than students.His toilet deserves to be heard.
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Two bathroom doors one toilet paper hangerHis toilet deserves to be heard.
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Pat's Toilet With PTSD needs to be heard
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Sweater Von Fatmann: “Ja, das gut hackbraten”
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"Ich haben milktitten"
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Has "Pat's Gynecomastia" have account yet? i really hate posting these because tubby reads them and a surprise is so much better
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Has Pat's unused gym equipment gotten a mention yet?
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God damn, I forgot about this pic. He used it to prove that global warming exists.Stylish AND functional, child.
"I'm wearing sandals, therefore climate change is real, child."
What a silly fat fool.
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Lets not forget that pat found these neato sandals with a bottle opener 20 years late. These were cool in 2005. Nothing like shoving the end of a bottle you put in your mouth into the bottom of your sandal after using a public bathroom during a pandemic.
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He's what some of us would call a "goof".Lets not forget that pat found these neato sandals with a bottle opener 20 years late. These were cool in 2005. Nothing like shoving the end of a bottle you put in your mouth into the bottom of your sandal after using a public bathroom during a pandemic.
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Nice Hobbit feet, stupid.Stylish AND functional, child.
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Not only that, but at 41. This is something you think is a good idea when you’re in your early 20s in college. After that you keep an opener one on your key chain or in your kitchen like an adult.Lets not forget that pat found these neato sandals with a bottle opener 20 years late. These were cool in 2005. Nothing like shoving the end of a bottle you put in your mouth into the bottom of your sandal after using a public bathroom during a pandemic.
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I want to put on a pair of steel toe-capped boots and stamp on those fucking weird hobbit feet so muchStylish AND functional, child.
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Subpoena! (Again)
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That wedding ring is grounds for divorce