• Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com

  • Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Pat's weird smile (shitpost)

G

guest

Guest
IMG-7934.jpg
I like how the nite in miloganite curves around his bosom.

He has big tits
 

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
Forum Clout
7,706

His smile is so weird because of the tightness at the corners of his mouth. That comes from insecurity: he wants to be smug and superior but his inescapable, deeply-seated insecurity that he will be mocked prevents him from displaying the true smile of a confident, uninhibited man. So he ends up with this weirdly tight rictus.

The psychology behind that smile is why he is so insufferable. Sad part is he'll never have the balls to just accept that he is flawed, and proceed to work on himself. He's stuck.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Forum Clout
41,085
You can see how Mama Raven had poor technique when she jammed that coat hanger up her snizz in late 1979 and early 1980.
Maybe that’s what caused his smile to be stretched out to triple the normal mouth width.

His teeth are so odd to me. They look like flat tiles rather than teeth.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Forum Clout
41,085
These pictures were taken on the same day and presumably the same time- why does it look like he half-assedly shaved in between pics?

View attachment 129046
Pat is a filthy POS who wears the same shirt to the gym multiple days in a row. He’s not doing anything there that would cause a normal person to break a sweat, but it pours off piggy if he so much as breathes. Nasty ass fake.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Forum Clout
41,085
He’s got some insane muscle tension at the outer corners of his piggy eyes. He’s always a heartbeat away from lashing out in a rage. That’s the kind of disposition that leads to early death.

2B1E98DB-5395-4424-BCBC-69C51A3265C2.jpeg
 
Top