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Pat’s shame edits and abandoned projects

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Didn’t he also quit his personal blog?
Yes, even after lecturing others on diversifying where they focus their content creation and distribution.

The ugly truth Pat cannot accept is that he’s spent over a decade putting every waking moment of effort and “content creation” into Twitter. All he achieved was enriching Elon’s toy, without pay or reciprocal value. Meanwhile, his blog has more tumbleweed and crickets than an Anthony Cumia standup audience.

How regrettable.:colin_sm:
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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The whole Torque Wheeler reveal was something else. I couldnt stop laughing all day long, no explanation to my girlfriend would suffice, I couldnt make it sound funny, at least not to the same level of laughter I was getting out of it.
The best part being that we only found out because Pat is too stupid and fat-fingered to copy and paste the right copypasta while conversing with his text friends.
 

Udders

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Didnt he accidently copypaste a torque wheeler tweet to someone out of nowhere? I cant quite remember how it came about. But it was so rick.
I think he copypasted the car blurb in a screenshot Paul posted. Then a Kiwi I think googled the phrase and found the blog. I may be mistaken on whether it was a Kiwi or not, they typically aren't that useful.
 

Will Tate

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Didnt he accidently copypaste a torque wheeler tweet to someone out of nowhere? I cant quite remember how it came about. But it was so rick.
I don't have the screenshot but that Reddit guy was texting him and Pat hit him with the prison pasta, then followed that with the illogical logline that better-built cars need more maintenance. It was a true testament to his self-worshipping stupidity.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I don't have the screenshot but that Reddit guy was texting him and Pat hit him with the prison pasta, then followed that with the illogical logline that better-built cars need more maintenance. It was a true testament to his self-worshipping stupidity.
:ROFLMAO:
 
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That picture of her on stage at one of her dorky events, wearing men’s painter pants (trousers) and men’s t-shirt convinced me she’s gay. Niki has more testosterone in her system today than Pat has had cumulatively since birth.
She comes home and tells him to sniff her fingers and guess "Jen or Shaniqua." Pat still hasn't learned that black snatch has an unmistakable note of pepper to its odour so he guesses wrong most of the time. When he does Niki roars a manly laugh and orders him to fix her supper.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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RIP 2 minute Rants and Rick's entire YouTube presence.

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I had never actually sat through more than a few seconds of one of these so I decided to. I picked the first and shortest one. Holy shit it is bad. He's clearly reading off of his monitor but his cadence is both rushed and forced and he's a horrible actor on top of it. Plus his "I have female friends who..." "I have gay friends that...." "I have Muslim colleagues who..." set up is so narcissistic and awful. You can just say that you think women's rights are being attacked. You don't have to tell people you have friends. No one is buying it anyway.

 

Salted Earth Truffle

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I had never actually sat through more than a few seconds of one of these so I decided to. I picked the first and shortest one. Holy shit it is bad. He's clearly reading off of his monitor but his cadence is both rushed and forced and he's a horrible actor on top of it. Plus his "I have female friends who..." "I have gay friends that...." "I have Muslim colleagues who..." set up is so narcissistic and awful. You can just say that you think women's rights are being attacked. You don't have to tell people you have friends. No one is buying it anyway.


Holy fuck I just watched beyond the horrible intro. This should win an award for being one of the most embarrassing face to camera videos in the history of the internet. The fact that he watched this and thought, “Yes, this is exactly the high quality content I want to be associated with my name” is absolutely astonishing. He’s an even bigger moron than we thought!

Also interesting that every other victimized cohort are his friends, but Muslims are merely “colleagues” (says the unemployed rube with a criminal record and current court filings pertaining to his massive unpaid debts). Why does Pat look down on Muslims?
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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It's no longer the tonedeaf Jonestown article where he says "my following" in the first paragraph of an essay on the dangers of cults.
In the early days of blogging, it quickly became clear that online creators get the loyal audience they deserve. Pat being passionately defended by Jackie Singh, Shane Nokes, Paul Weimer, Ooga, Eric Hildeman and associated degenerate retards proves this beyond doubt. The science is settled and peer-reviewed research confirms that Pat is subhuman trash.
 
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