Pats Retarded Genealogy Thread

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Tomlinson ships were infamous for losing large numbers of slaves but always being stocked with pepperoni.

Found this slavers family tree back on reddit can't locate it now, he had quite few children and all were slave/panatation owners in the Carribean

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pats Slave-trading Ancestor would be a hoot on twitter.

"I agree with Patrick that kiwi farms should - yar get back in the hold ye fucking Niggers!"

Anyone have any details about Tommy I could use to connect him to his family's historical future pepperoni empire?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pats ancestors may have owned ladainian Tomlinson. No wonder he likes football so much it's one of the few ways you can own a black man in the us anymore

'My Story Is America's Story:' NFL Hall of Famer On Slave Ancestry

NFL Hall of Fame running back LaDainian Tomlinson spoke about his slave ancestry during induction speech.

newsone.com

 

[Jenna]

Remember when we dug up the Raven family history, and found that his great great great (+ more greats) grandfather was a conscripted British soldier who was sent to America to fight in the Revolutionary war, got critically injured at one of the big battles, but was nursed back to health by a local American family? So he decided "fuck my wife and kids in Britain, I ain't going back", married the daughter and abandoned his British children?

All an American soldier had to do was finish him off and Pat wouldn't be here.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

Remember when we dug up the Raven family history, and found that his great great great (+ more greats) grandfather was a conscripted British soldier who was sent to America to fight in the Revolutionary war, got critically injured at one of the big battles, but was nursed back to health by a local American family? So he decided "fuck my wife and kids in Britain, I ain't going back", married the daughter and abandoned his British children?

All an American soldier had to do was finish him off and Pat wouldn't be here.

Shirking fatherly responsibilities runs in the family

 

[Will Tate]

How come Jane got 3 negroes and everyone else only got a pair of spades?

 

[SFWA liaison]

which side of the family fucked a pig?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

which side of the family fucked a pig?

Both

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Remember when we dug up the Raven family history, and found that his great great great (+ more greats) grandfather was a conscripted British soldier who was sent to America to fight in the Revolutionary war, got critically injured at one of the big battles, but was nursed back to health by a local American family? So he decided "fuck my wife and kids in Britain, I ain't going back", married the daughter and abandoned his British children?

All an American soldier had to do was finish him off and Pat wouldn't be here.

Peter George Raven, progenitor of paternal perfidy in the Raven line

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

How come Jane got 3 negroes and everyone else only got a pair of spades?

I have a set of clubs to beat these niggers to death.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Patrick S. Tomlinson emanates from a long line of nigger slavers and butchers.

It's 2022, folks: you're allowed to make fun of white people for all eternity.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

How come Jane got 3 negroes and everyone else only got a pair of spades?

Better yet why wasn't his son left any

 

[Will Tate]

Better yet why wasn't his son left any

He didn't have a vagina they'd be farting into.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Better yet why wasn't his son left any

He kept trying to blow them

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

I would never advocate ancestor worship because I'm not a mexican but imagine how disappointed Pat's Male ancestors are in the after life. You might have to go back a long way but statistically speaking he has to have some real men in his families distant past.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

I would never advocate ancestor worship because I'm not a mexican but imagine how disappointed Pat's Male ancestors are in the after life. You might have to go back a long way but statistically speaking he has to have some real men in his families distant past.

probably just as much as the current living ones.

 

[Stent]

How many Amazon gift cards does the Tomlinson family owe Bam in reparations?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How many Amazon gift cards does the Tomlinson family owe Bam in reparations?

I don't think the bamcestors were useful for much. Well maybe one thing