Pats Retarded Genealogy Thread

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Pats Slave-trading Ancestor would be a hoot on twitter.
"I agree with Patrick that kiwi farms should - yar get back in the hold ye fucking Niggers!"

Anyone have any details about Tommy I could use to connect him to his family's historical future pepperoni empire?
 
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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Pats ancestors may have owned ladainian Tomlinson. No wonder he likes football so much it's one of the few ways you can own a black man in the us anymore

 

Jenna

I'm the girl u needed in Jr. High
Remember when we dug up the Raven family history, and found that his great great great (+ more greats) grandfather was a conscripted British soldier who was sent to America to fight in the Revolutionary war, got critically injured at one of the big battles, but was nursed back to health by a local American family? So he decided "fuck my wife and kids in Britain, I ain't going back", married the daughter and abandoned his British children?

All an American soldier had to do was finish him off and Pat wouldn't be here.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT
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Remember when we dug up the Raven family history, and found that his great great great (+ more greats) grandfather was a conscripted British soldier who was sent to America to fight in the Revolutionary war, got critically injured at one of the big battles, but was nursed back to health by a local American family? So he decided "fuck my wife and kids in Britain, I ain't going back", married the daughter and abandoned his British children?

All an American soldier had to do was finish him off and Pat wouldn't be here.
Shirking fatherly responsibilities runs in the family
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Remember when we dug up the Raven family history, and found that his great great great (+ more greats) grandfather was a conscripted British soldier who was sent to America to fight in the Revolutionary war, got critically injured at one of the big battles, but was nursed back to health by a local American family? So he decided "fuck my wife and kids in Britain, I ain't going back", married the daughter and abandoned his British children?

All an American soldier had to do was finish him off and Pat wouldn't be here.
Peter George Raven, progenitor of paternal perfidy in the Raven line
 
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