Pats Retarded Genealogy Thread

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

So far I've been able to go deep on the Raven side. It looks like many of pats ancestors were long lived, so boomias grandkids might be trolling him some day.


Also one of his 4th Great Grandfather's namesis Josiah Sweet. God patposter confirmed

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

My research shows that the Tomlinsons were kicked out of Ireland for sparking a famine after they ate all the potatoes.

 

[The Greaseman]

National Swine Registry

You might be able to trace his pedigree

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

My research shows that the Tomlinsons were kicked out of Ireland for sparking a famine after they ate all the potatoes.

Both mama ravens grandparents on one side were germans. Not much on Tommy's side. Might needs dob/place of birth to Kickstart finding matches

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Ladies and gentlemen: we got him.

 

[guest]

Ladies and gentlemen: we got him.

No, sorry, this makes his family way cooler.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Also: Fatrick takes delight in wearing orange on St. Patrick's Day (and avoids the clothes iron).

Bootlicker to the end.

 

[The Greaseman]

The Tomlinson ships were infamous for losing large numbers of slaves but always being stocked with pepperoni.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Long line of pepperoni makers.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

No, sorry, this makes his family way cooler.

To us, yes. To his social media friends, definitely not.

 

[peckafacce]

Ladies and gentlemen: we got him.

So Tomlinson spouses have loved to have niggers fart in their pussys for generations?

 

[guest]

To us, yes. To his social media friends, definitely not.

Oh good point.

But you know the left, they excuse their own side’s bullshit every single time. Political assholes in general, the conservatives do it too.

And Pat is a *classic* conservative.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

My research shows that the Tomlinsons were kicked out of Ireland for sparking a famine after they ate all the potatoes.

AND THEN THEY HAD TO CLOSE THE RESTAURANT.

 

[The Greaseman]

So Pat should have no problem getting Oghenwankenobe into the country.

 

[Will Tate]

Pats Slave-trading Ancestor would be a hoot on twitter.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Also: Fatrick takes delight in wearing orange on St. Patrick's Day (and avoids the clothes iron).

Bootlicker to the end.

God willing, the perpetrator will soon be wearing this color for the rest of his life for the killing of Bernell Trammell. And Quasi paid in full.

 

[guest]

Pats Slave-trading Ancestor would be a hoot on twitter.

You mean like photo shopping a picture of Pat into old timey clothes and writing like someone from that time period would speak, calling out in a friendly manner to his descendant Pat on social media and updating him frequently on his adventures in slaving and trading in human misery?

That sounds like a terrible idea.

Especially if much of the bit revolved around the ancestor never picking up that his outreach to his descendant is unwelcome and the ancestor is like that loud, cheerful uncle that slaps you on the back a little too hard and has no filter or sense of personal space. He’s a good guy but really embarrassing.

 

[guest]

Both mama ravens grandparents on one side were germans. Not much on Tommy's side. Might needs dob/place of birth to Kickstart finding matches

Helps explain why he looks like a plump middle-aged Hausfrau.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

All the good genes went to Cousin Jake