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Pats restless

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Hmmmmm
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I think fattys has done around <7k miles.
Sure he had a tweet where it rolled over to 6666 or something which wasn't very long ago.
 

Harry's Enticer

WOULD
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The next super blue moon is in 2037 and due to his current health, this will be his last chance to Xeet about it. Considering the week, month, year, decade and life he has endured, maybe we should let him have this one moment.
Jon died at 47, and Pat can't be in better health since Jon at least read Adrienne every night and had kids, especially 2 sons to play with
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I never realized that Pat's carport was big enough to fit two cars in. Why is Niki's car never in it? Does she not own one? If she has one, I find it odd that Pat puts his car and motorcycles in the carport but seemingly doesn't allow Niki to park her car there.
I dont think she has a car. I used to think she drove a ford ranger partially because its a dyke truck and also sometimes you would see one in the back. Now I think she either takes the bus or Pat drops her off and picks her up and the excuse is to be environmentally friendly.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I never realized that Pat's carport was big enough to fit two cars in. Why is Niki's car never in it? Does she not own one? If she has one, I find it odd that Pat puts his car and motorcycles in the carport but seemingly doesn't allow Niki to park her car there.
It doesn’t seem like she owns one - it’s not like they need two cars since they have nowhere to be.
 
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