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ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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Thank you once again for the commentary that explains nothing and just shows your child like amazement at the minutiae of daily life and awe at minor solar events. Professional scifi author, dudes.
The next super blue moon is in 2037 and due to his current health, this will be his last chance to Xeet about it. Considering the week, month, year, decade and life he has endured, maybe we should let him have this one moment.
 

swole_edging_llc

snackie ate my ass, then she doxed me
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Behold! The hand of an experienced knife fighter! Also, note the complete lack of calluses that you get from lifting heavy weights. Makes you wonder if he’s a complete fat liar 🤔
Exactly, completely blows up his gym larp.
If you are doing deadlifts, pullups, lat pulldowns, curls, or rows, you will get callouses even if you grip properly and are trying to avoid them.
( Unless you are still on Jane Fonda weights for all of these exercises...hmmmm possible )
 
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Exactly, completely blows up his gym larp.
If you are doing deadlifts, pullups, lat pulldowns, curls, or rows, you will get callouses even if you grip properly and are trying to avoid them.
( Unless you are still on Jane Fonda weights for all of these exercises...hmmmm possible )
I don't lift weights, apart from dumbbells occasionally, and work in front of a computer and even my city hands have a few calluses on them from weekend chores in the garden. He's a bone idle faggot who does nothing with his trotters except tweet and shovel swill in his snout
 
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