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They actually brought in the guy who would have measured him to create the doll when the little shit visited the studio. ‘Beat it,’ baby gorilla to ETM when he showed up.
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Pat's panel where he appears to have been crying about losing his Twitter account
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Haha, they didn't even do that. They lied and said he was the 'official measurer' when it was just some guy. Pissed Eric off when he found that out.
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I love that this account suspension was right before the election. It fucked up Pats daily countdown he was doing for months. Pat missed out on all the gloating with trump losing. He just had to sit and watch from the sidelines.
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Pat being invited to play the part of a town fool is priceless. You can just see the lack of respect for him in the faces of everyone else. They're all appearing somewhat presentable, and then out of nowhere joins Fattits McPepperoni trying to angle his camera to hide his triple chin.
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Exactly. You can see Fat stiffen every time Kraus starts talking. He can't even help himself with his passive aggressive womanly mannerisms like widening his eyes in fake surprise. I was surprised he didn't do an exaggerated cartoon yawn while the guy was talking. Just an insecure bitter faggot.
I remember when I started my first "real" job out of university. This very senior guy came in one day to give us a talk during the trainee program. This guy was a legend in the finance game. His talk was basically about the traits that made a successful person in that industry. A lot were what you'd expect - numeracy, people skills, discretion, total dedication to client needs etc. But the one that stuck out for me was to keep the mentality that you always have more to learn and never be afraid to ask for more information from those who have it. That stayed with me, especially as it was coming from a guy worth 10s of millions of dollars who didn't have to be there and who admitted that he still said "I don't get it, explain it to me" every day.
Fat should've been doing that with that guy. Or both of them really. But no. He's so dumb and arrogant that he genuinely seems to think there's no one alive who can teach him anything because he already knows it. Well looks like it's really worked out well for him lol.
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Neil "the grass" Tyson more like.
Or Nils Boring
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That was the funniest shit. He goes into an autist rant about how the guy isn't a professional measurer or some shit.
Got to give the little fucker credit though. He fucked more better tail than Fatrick ever would (even if Dennis Hof paid for it).
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The other writer had no respect for him and definitely looked him up before the panel lol.
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That’s classic. ETM was automatically a great bit. Endless material.
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The Night He Came Home!
Nice lifeless rubber mask face, Michael Oscar Meyers.
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Fly Me With Balloons… 
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His stupid ass doesn't belong on any panel, you can tell they think he's a moron
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"fat" really doesn't do him justice, he looks so grotesque and misshapen
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Mother of Holy God, that mouth. That ugly bass mouth.
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It hilarious how much he thinks he is a bad ass and has no idea how silly he looks on the receiving end. You cant take him seriously and his insecurity is so obvious.Hello, fans.
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I just realized something that makes his introduction even more pathetic. I assumed that he was recovering from some kind of psychotic episode and that's why he couldn't introduce himself properly, but I think he literally had nothing to say about himself.
His introductory blurb always mentions his Twitter account. "I am a man of many hats. Author, comic, commentator and you can always find me on Twitter where I dunk on fascists using my @stealthygeek Twitter handle." If you omit the part about Twitter, he has almost nothing. So he had to filibuster by fucking with his camera and talking about his cat.
His introductory blurb always mentions his Twitter account. "I am a man of many hats. Author, comic, commentator and you can always find me on Twitter where I dunk on fascists using my @stealthygeek Twitter handle." If you omit the part about Twitter, he has almost nothing. So he had to filibuster by fucking with his camera and talking about his cat.
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I hate to act like an internet psychologist, but I’ll do it anyway. Its clear he is completely devastated and rattled by his suspension from the day before. Every other time we see Pat in a video or zoom conference, he puts on a buzzy energetic bravado. His two minute drills, Strictly Stalking, etc.
And the Johann Schneider was just insult to injury
And the Johann Schneider was just insult to injury
