Pat’s having a rough week

[Brooke Shields]

there's 2 dumpsters right the mulch, ah well best to ask random people who have jobs if they want to shovel random mulch into their truck rather than just buy it

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

there's 2 dumpsters right the mulch, ah well best to ask random people who have jobs if they want to shovel random mulch into their truck rather than just buy it

Pat’s just in this for the attention and he thinks everyone is as broke as he is.

 

[Udders]

Maybe this is why he still hasn’t managed to find the masterpieces @NoBaconEggCheese posted today. Look how sane Pat is:

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r/codingbootcamp? Ribs.

 

[Meownaw]

Maybe this is why he still hasn’t managed to find the masterpieces @NoBaconEggCheese posted today. Look how sane Pat is:

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He is so demanding I also like how it's now "criminal stlaker" when a few years ago it was just "ban this account".

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He ordered it himself. He ordered too much because he's a retard. He's also mentally ill and incapable of admitting that he made a mistake, so he makes up a lie about it.

 

[NigelCumia]

Wonder why he didn't blame this on stalkers?

Pat inhabits two worlds, the real world and the cartoon world he's created for himself where he's Twitter Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Trump Empire and stalktroopers along the way. Pat drifts in and out of these two worlds against his will.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

There’s only one explanation. Patrick eats wood chip mulch.

It's true. He mixes it in with his canned dog food for fiber. Niki has to snake the household toilets at least once a week.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Maybe this is why he still hasn’t managed to find the masterpieces @NoBaconEggCheese posted today. Look how sane Pat is:

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He seems so proud to have made the local news 3 times. Finally I'm famous!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Not funny at all, those reddit trolls from /r/DaveAndChuckTheFreak need to leave him alone already! get a life!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He seems so proud to have made the local news 3 times. Finally I'm famous!

I love how he acts as if they were beating down his door when he spent months pitching them his sob story. If he were allowed contact with Annabelle, he’d start showing full-blown Munchausen-by-Proxy symptoms within seconds. The only thing he won’t do for attention is pay his debts to Quasi.

 

[Will Tate]

Pat inhabits two worlds, the real world and the cartoon world he's created for himself where he's Twitter Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Trump Empire and stalktroopers along the way. Pat drifts in and out of these two worlds against his will.

The Maxx really is a fucking spot-on analogy for Pat's relationship with Twitter; it's his Outback, where he is the unstoppable hero of his own delusions. Meanwhile his reality is living in filthy squalor.
PGG's Oddities Presents: the Fattz.

 

[PorqueDealer]

computer, enhance image

Case closed boys

 

[kingship75]

Pat inhabits two worlds, the real world and the cartoon world he's created for himself where he's Twitter Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Trump Empire and stalktroopers along the way. Pat drifts in and out of these two worlds against his will.

I was all-in on The Maxx on MTV. I didn’t understand it, but I enjoyed it.

 

[BudDickman]

This is how women post on these public groups. He acts like he's entitled to have other people help him. I buy into the theory that he ordered too much for his stupid garden, since he's Mr. Greenthumb now.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This is how women post on these public groups. He acts like he's entitled to have other people help him. I buy into the theory that he ordered too much for his stupid garden, since he's Mr. Greenthumb now.

This makes sense. "I guess I need... uhh... a half-a-ton?"

 

[guest]

Looks like about two yards tops. Histrionic baby.

 

[The Greaseman]

This is how women post on these public groups. He acts like he's entitled to have other people help him. I buy into the theory that he ordered too much for his stupid garden, since he's Mr. Greenthumb now.

Surly he is able to do basic mathematic calculations.

 

[RobertMewler]

Surly he is able to do basic mathematic calculations.

Have you not seen his high school transcript!??

 

[Udders]

Have you not seen his high school transcript!??

Do you need any of this shit for your driveway?

 

[RobertMewler]

Do you need any of this shit for your driveway?

Nah, we're good. Thanks anyway!