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there's 2 dumpsters right the mulch, ah well best to ask random people who have jobs if they want to shovel random mulch into their truck rather than just buy it
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Pat’s just in this for the attention and he thinks everyone is as broke as he is.there's 2 dumpsters right the mulch, ah well best to ask random people who have jobs if they want to shovel random mulch into their truck rather than just buy it
r/codingbootcamp? Ribs.Maybe this is why he still hasn’t managed to find the masterpieces @NoBaconEggCheese posted today. Look how sane Pat is:
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He is so demanding I also like how it's now "criminal stlaker" when a few years ago it was just "ban this account".Maybe this is why he still hasn’t managed to find the masterpieces @NoBaconEggCheese posted today. Look how sane Pat is:
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Pat inhabits two worlds, the real world and the cartoon world he's created for himself where he's Twitter Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Trump Empire and stalktroopers along the way. Pat drifts in and out of these two worlds against his will.Wonder why he didn't blame this on stalkers?
It's true. He mixes it in with his canned dog food for fiber. Niki has to snake the household toilets at least once a week.There’s only one explanation. Patrick eats wood chip mulch.
He seems so proud to have made the local news 3 times. Finally I'm famous!Maybe this is why he still hasn’t managed to find the masterpieces @NoBaconEggCheese posted today. Look how sane Pat is:
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I love how he acts as if they were beating down his door when he spent months pitching them his sob story. If he were allowed contact with Annabelle, he’d start showing full-blown Munchausen-by-Proxy symptoms within seconds. The only thing he won’t do for attention is pay his debts to Quasi.He seems so proud to have made the local news 3 times. Finally I'm famous!
The Maxx really is a fucking spot-on analogy for Pat's relationship with Twitter; it's his Outback, where he is the unstoppable hero of his own delusions. Meanwhile his reality is living in filthy squalor.Pat inhabits two worlds, the real world and the cartoon world he's created for himself where he's Twitter Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Trump Empire and stalktroopers along the way. Pat drifts in and out of these two worlds against his will.
I was all-in on The Maxx on MTV. I didn’t understand it, but I enjoyed it.Pat inhabits two worlds, the real world and the cartoon world he's created for himself where he's Twitter Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Trump Empire and stalktroopers along the way. Pat drifts in and out of these two worlds against his will.
This makes sense. "I guess I need... uhh... a half-a-ton?"This is how women post on these public groups. He acts like he's entitled to have other people help him. I buy into the theory that he ordered too much for his stupid garden, since he's Mr. Greenthumb now.
Surly he is able to do basic mathematic calculations.This is how women post on these public groups. He acts like he's entitled to have other people help him. I buy into the theory that he ordered too much for his stupid garden, since he's Mr. Greenthumb now.
Have you not seen his high school transcript!??Surly he is able to do basic mathematic calculations.
Do you need any of this shit for your driveway?Have you not seen his high school transcript!??
Nah, we're good. Thanks anyway!Do you need any of this shit for your driveway?
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