Pat's duplex

[BudDickman]

It just hit me how absolutely retarded it is to own a duplex instead of a full sized house. They don't have tenants generating income on the other unit. What the fuck is the point of living in a split house if you don't have tenants?

It's either a complete waste of half of their space, or an annoying pain in the ass to have to go outside to access the space.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Dyke wife who needs a husband to keep getting money from her mom who doesn't approve of her prior dyke affairs but also doesn't want to share a living space with pat.

 

[guest]

Pat doesn't own shit. It's all Niki's cunt mother's.

 

[guest]

It's a shithole that should be rented to niggers or college students.

 

[NoBacon]

YEAH IT’S A DUPLEX

 

[BigBeanFatty]

They used to have a renter, or so Pat claims.

 

[BudDickman]

Also, both units have similar layouts probably. So using both units is retarded and wasteful anyway, since they have two kitchens, two dining rooms, double the number of bathrooms, etc.

 

[Raymond]

Pat doesn't own shit. It's all Niki's cunt mother's.

You were right in two ways: Firstly in what you said and secondly in how you said it.

 

[Fat little piggy]

They used to have a renter, or so Pat claims.

I think the renters filed a complaint against him for shitty wiring or some shit before they moved out.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It just hit me how absolutely retarded it is to own a duplex instead of a full sized house. They don't have tenants generating income on the other unit. What the fuck is the point of living in a split house if you don't have tenants?

It's either a complete waste of half of their space, or an annoying pain in the ass to have to go outside to access the space.

There's some appeal if you aren't poor and can do some demo/reno. I checked out a 6000sqft farm house that had been made into a quad plex. With some work it could have been a great place.

But he's poor and stuck with a dump that can only be sold to a shitty scumbag property manager who will rent it to section 8.

He's also fat which factors into it. He likes the two kitchens so he doesn't feel guilty having 2 of each meal.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Most people only buy duplexes as a rental investment. They let society’s dregs live there but wouldn’t dream of sinking to such a level for their own living environment. Not so the Robinson-Tomlinsons! Their lucky number is section 8.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

It's either a complete waste of half of their space, or an annoying pain in the ass to have to go outside to access the space.

...IN SPACE

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Nothing would make me happier than Pat renting to someone who stops paying after the first month and forces him to go through the year+ eviction process in a court system that has a multi-year backlog.

 

[FurBurger]

Nothing would make me happier than Pat renting to someone who stops paying after the first month and forces him to go through the year+ eviction process in a court system that has a multi-year backlog.

Preferably black, so he has to jump through mental hoops about how he's not racist.

 

[Meownaw]

YEAH IT’S A DUPLEX

LOOK IT UP!

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

If you get yourself an FHA loan, some states will require you to live in the unit you're looking to buy. I know where I live; you gotta do 2 years living there, and you get a MAX loan payout of $1.8m. BUT...not bad, right? Get yourself duplex money upfront with no down payments and no financial penalties (except for pre-payments), pop a tenant in the unit WHILE you're living out the two years in the other unit, bounce after the second year, throw another tenant in the unit you used to live in and then get your own house, with the combined gross of both your incomes, plus the rental money AND the duplex being factored in as both your net worth/collateral.

I would like to know what Patrick did.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Lmao he lives next door to his own wife in the same house

 

[guest]

I used to rent the other half of Pat's duplex AMA

 

[guest]

Once the house is totally paid off then what? Was it your dream to grow old and die surrounded by niggers in a house that was intended for like landlords to buy for the purpose of renting out to college students?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I think the renters filed a complaint against him for shitty wiring or some shit before they moved out.

That's right. They had tenants but Pat's typically fat and slovenly approach to everything fucked it up for them. Now they seem to have trouble finding new people to live in the house where the big fat dude screams his lungs out at 1:30am. Can't imagine why.