PATS BACK! (TEXTS FROM REDDITORS INSIDE)

[guest]

How is she this fat without having fat beefers? Worthless hog.

It's truly revolting

 

[guest]

If i were admin i would make this every Patposters profile picture and make them unable to change it.

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[Prison Enjoyer]

Sue, calm down fella. You probably need to smell a mans ass or something. Idk whats got you all outta shape but please dont drag us innocents into it. Youre a sweet boy. You dont mean nuttin by any of this.

Wise words as always. He needs to be dicked down frequently to keep his mouth in check

 

[Suetonius]

Sue, calm down fella. You probably need to smell a mans ass or something. Idk whats got you all outta shape but please dont drag us innocents into it. Youre a sweet boy. You dont mean nuttin by any of this.

Why is everyone getting so sensitive? Everyone needs to lighten up. Attack the fat faggot author 24/7 for years…no one says anything! Say attacking the fat faggot author is boring?? OMG WHY ARE YOU EVEN BRINGING THIS UP I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Lol that's bbwlayla and I wanna fuck her too.

I demand state enforced dieting for women. I never wanna see a fat bitch ever again.

This is her before she blossomed:

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So she was nothing to write home about to begin with.

How is she this fat without having fat beefers? Worthless hog.

Almost as if she's a... flatso perhaps.

 

[Suetonius]

Wise words as always. He needs to be dicked down frequently to keep his mouth in check

!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Wise words as always. He needs to be dicked down frequently to keep his mouth in check

He'll just get more uppity.

 

[Suetonius]

Wise words as always. He needs to be dicked down frequently to keep his mouth in check

Did baby boy get excited thinking he was gonna see another HILARIOUS PAT BIT??? Sorry I tricked you. Thankfully you still have your hugbox chat to plan these hilarious bits. Whats next?!?! Getting him to child you??? Calling the police on Boomia?? What hilarity!

 

[Suetonius]

Hey quick pop quiz for those who have anything to say to me…

Which comedian saved O&A from being fired?

What was the song Anthony imagined fat Buzz to?

What was Joe Cumias job that he had to fake the polygraph test for?

I’ll hang up and wait for the answer.

 

[BoringFaggot]

!

How can you go on about how Patposting is so boring now yet post this same gif 10,000 times a day?


lol

 

[Suetonius]

How can you go on about how Patposting is so boring now yet post this same gif 10,000 times a day?


lol

Literally no correlation. What are you even talking about.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If i were admin i would make this every Patposters profile picture and make them unable to change it.

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Would ya

 

[Easily_Remembered]

How can you go on about how Patposting is so boring now yet post this same gif 10,000 times a day?


lol

Not to mention that this place gatekeeps way more than Kiwi Fags does

 

[BoomerSperg]

nice actually correct usage of the subjunctive mood, stupid.

dont you mean SUBJECTIVE

 

[Suetonius]

Would ya

Yes.

Not to mention that this place gatekeeps way more than Kiwi Fags does

Yes. And?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Yes.


Yes. And?

Cool.


Just pointing it out, Monsignor Edge

 

[Brooke Shields]

That’s a very unfortunate Titty meat to stomach ratio

 

[Phish]

What was Joe Cumias job that he had to fake the polygraph test for?

I dont have time to answer. I make custom gun holsters for a living, character.

 

[cliveowen]

Hey quick pop quiz for those who have anything to say to me…

Which comedian saved O&A from being fired?

What was the song Anthony imagined fat Buzz to?

What was Joe Cumias job that he had to fake the polygraph test for?

I’ll hang up and wait for the answer.

Ralphie May
Forgot
Something involving diamonds

You're a faggot.