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Patrick's swattings being called fake on fb

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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We’ve been mocking this pig for 5 GODDAMN YEARS! And only a year ago did we decide to Swat him mercilessly? Fat fraud
And noone else that we “want to bully to suicide” has ever been swatted? Almost seems like this group hates pedos enough that Delaney wouldve been swatted a dozen or so times by now. But no. Noone here find it entertaining or interesting. If its not Pig its a KiwiFaggot. Simple as that. Fuck you Fat Pig.
 
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He’s just going to end up behind bars and not the kind he’s used to spending his entire life in all the while screeching about stlaker CO children.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Hey, Pat. If you have video of "all 42" then can we get some footage of the cops politely tiptoeing around your porch and slipping a "sorry we missed you😕" note in your mailbox?
"There's a hell of a story here" lol what kind of lunatic talks like this about his family being terrorized?

"bomb threats in our names" is Patrick officially a they/them?
He's fishing for someone to make it into a TV show or movie (that Pat will obviously take over all writing duties on) or at least a major national news story which results in Pat going to speak in front of congress and passing a bill that makes calling someone fat and stupid on the internet a death sentence-worthy crime.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Not since Torswats outed you for ordering the swats to your own home, piggo
Really is amazing how nobody seems to have noticed that Pat got swatted about 30 times. Bricked his phone on vacation and didn't get swatted until he was outed by torswats who then admitted to swatting him repeatedly for fun another 9 times or so and now these last three either have no record of the call even happening or they went to a different address. You'd think *someone* would at least start wondering what was up with that if they were genuinely interested in finding out the truth.
 
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Really is amazing how nobody seems to have noticed that Pat got swatted about 30 times. Bricked his phone on vacation and didn't get swatted until he was outed by torswats who then admitted to swatting him repeatedly for fun another 9 times or so and now these last three either have no record of the call even happening or they went to a different address. You'd think *someone* would at least start wondering what was up with that if they were genuinely interested in finding out the truth.
I was always inclined to believe that he was legitimately dumb enough to think his phone was waterproof. If he did actually sabotage his phone on purpose, I wonder what happened that made him paranoid? Maybe he got wind that Vice was doing a piece on Torswats?
 

TorqueWheeler

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I was always inclined to believe that he was legitimately dumb enough to think his phone was waterproof. If he did actually sabotage his phone on purpose, I wonder what happened that made him paranoid? Maybe he got wind that Vice was doing a piece on Torswats?
I'm still on the side of him being dumb with that but it does make you think. Either he lost the info he needed to pay torswats because of the phone incident and that's when it all went to shit or (presumably) Niki wasn't in on the self-SWATting so he bricked it on purpose in a way that looked like an accident so she didn't get suspicious later.

Either way, he surely never expected torswats to start publicly outing him.
 
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Hoolies

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I'm still on the side of him being dumb with that but it does makes you think. Either he lost the info he needed to pay torswats because of the phone incident and that's when it all went to shit or (presumably) Niki wasn't in on the self-SWATting so he bricked it on purpose in a way that looked like an accident so she didn't get suspicious later.

Either way, he surely never expected torswats to start publicly outing him.
Patso's a world-class fool, could just as easily be something even more retarded and entirely self-inflicted, like trying to "no child" his $500 Torquat bill by dunking a $2000 phone in guano.
Guess we'll never know, unless some inquiring podcaster interviews the fella…
 

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And noone else that we “want to bully to suicide” has ever been swatted? Almost seems like this group hates pedos enough that Delaney wouldve been swatted a dozen or so times by now. But no. Noone here find it entertaining or interesting. If its not Pig its a KiwiFaggot. Simple as that. Fuck you Fat Pig.
If Patrick swats delany to death to throw the feds off his scent I will never recover.
 
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