Patrick's swattings being called fake on fb

[captain_kamala]

 

[guest]

Post the videos then, Pat. Fat fucking faggot, bitchy tits

 

[turdcutter]

Throw more adverbs in the last paragraph, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

A geek who doesn't know what an ARG is...

 

[Bigsmooth]

Shut the fuck up retard faggot

 

[BoomerSperg]

Weird how no one even knew he was seeing Patti Labelle because he mentioned it nowhere.

Almost like the only person that knew where he'd be that night was himself... Hmmmm. Actually wait, wasn't he seeing some gay nutcracker thing that same night?

So he had to step out and phone in a fake threat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

A geek who doesn't know what an ARG is...

Adrienne's Rearranged Guts?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Weird how no one even knew he was seeing Patti Labelle because he mentioned it nowhere.

Almost like the only person that knew where he'd be that night was himself... Hmmmm. Actually wait, wasn't he seeing some gay nutcracker thing that same night?

So he had to step out and phone in a fake threat.

Worse, he was seeing A Christmas Carol.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

"Patti LaBelle con ert" lol he must have been oinking too fast

 

[Honey Badger]

"Patti LaBelle con ert" lol he must have been oinking too fast

He’s been hitting the Duolingo lessons hard

 

[Coonskin]

We’ve been mocking this pig for 5 GODDAMN YEARS! And only a year ago did we decide to Swat him mercilessly? Fat fraud

 

[stealthygeek]

"There's a hell of a story here," the "victim" exclaimed enthusiastically after listing all of his television appearances and articles in national publications.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Post the videos then, Pat. Fat fucking faggot, bitchy tits

He doesn't know how to post videos to YouTube. We're still waiting for the "Elon Musk is full of shit" presentation he gave, remember

 

[Turk February]

Lol. It's an ARG now.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"There's a hell of a story here" lol what kind of lunatic talks like this about his family being terrorized?

"bomb threats in our names" is Patrick officially a they/them?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Gene the normie stepping up to do the Lord’s work

 

[Kurt_Love]

He's claimed half of the recent swaTTings were phone calls only from the police. But he has security videos of every single swat.

 

[Suetonius]

He gets so uppity when regular people don’t believe his story. As if 42 swattings, a Patti Labelle bomb threat, a Reno motel bomb threat, and vandalization with washable marker is believable.

 

[Suetonius]

I didn’t even read his full sperg out till now. In what fucking world does he go “This person doesn’t believe I’ve been swatted 42 times. Let me tell them how i’m a victim of a bomb threat to a Patti Labelle concert and a baseball game.”

 

[fricklefrackle]

"Half a dozen bomb threats"... what a fat, lying fucking piece of shit he is.