PATRICKS GENCON PANEL CANCELLED

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

God damn it Johnson, you fell for it again

 

[guest]

We should just cut the lights out and go dark on all of this for a couple months just to fuck with Rick. He wouldn't know what the fuck to do and would probably go insane

 

[guest]

We should just cut the lights out and go dark on all of this for a couple months just to fuck with Rick. He wouldn't know what the fuck to do and would probably go insane

He'd SWAT himself.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wonder how many unrelated bystanders have been told to enjoy prison, or called cyberstalkers.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I’d love to see ol rake steppin’ Rick’s face right at the moment he realizes he’s been had yet again.

 

[Hudson]

This should be in a "Best of" thread.

 

[gassers]

What surprises me is how much of a cunt he is even to unsuspecting normies. Never a "Hi, Hello, thank you for reaching out".

Not a hint of gratitude in his replies. What an absolute scumbag fatrick is amazes me ngl.

He is always cunty and standoffish when he talks back to people.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

I never thought I'd unironically use this phrase, but he is aggressively stupid.

 

[guest]

What surprises me is how much of a cunt he is even to unsuspecting normies. Never a "Hi, Hello, thank you for reaching out".

Not a hint of gratitude in his replies. What an absolute scumbag fatrick is amazes me ngl.

He is always cunty and standoffish when he talks back to people.

This one's the worst because it's the guy who's organizing gencon for him. That's fucked up to treat him like that. He's one of Pat's people.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I love that he has no choice but to be suspicious of literally every single call, text, and email he ever gets.

You are always in a position to look like a fool, Pig. Cope and seethe. Quietly of course.

Yeah we don't even see the ones when he tells an arriving Uber driver that he's going to prison, stlaker.

 

[Harry Powell]

What surprises me is how much of a cunt he is even to unsuspecting normies. Never a "Hi, Hello, thank you for reaching out".

Not a hint of gratitude in his replies. What an absolute scumbag fatrick is amazes me ngl.

He is always cunty and standoffish when he talks back to people.

It’s a symptom of being incredibly insecure / history of being bullied


And also being a fat faggot

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

What surprises me is how much of a cunt he is even to unsuspecting normies. Never a "Hi, Hello, thank you for reaching out".

Not a hint of gratitude in his replies. What an absolute scumbag fatrick is amazes me ngl.

He is always cunty and standoffish when he talks back to people.

He's never had a professional white collar job to know you use "Thanks" and exclamation points

 

[SFWA liaison]

fatfished

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I've noticed there's a lot of supervisors that believe he's a fat faggot with bitch tits, funster.

Seems to be a pattern, supervisors immediately see or hear Pat and subconsciously think “faggot”, funster.

 

[HotDogJoe]

What surprises me is how much of a cunt he is even to unsuspecting normies. Never a "Hi, Hello, thank you for reaching out".

Not a hint of gratitude in his replies. What an absolute scumbag fatrick is amazes me ngl.

He is always cunty and standoffish when he talks back to people.

Seriously he’s so fucking cold and abrupt when he talks to strangers, even people who are doing things for him.

“You’ve been catfished” “correct”.

Talk like a normal person, you retard.

 

[guest]

He's never had a professional white collar job to know you use "Thanks" and exclamation points

Tbf, the exclamation mark only turns up when women are hired.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Seriously he’s so fucking cold and abrupt when he talks to strangers, even people who are doing things for him.

“You’ve been catfished” “correct”.

Talk like a normal person, you retard.

Pat has form of autism or other mental deficiency that doesn't allow him to behave to societal standards. To him, this is talking normally.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I specifically asked for light ice

Patrick would ask for light ice hahahahaha everything about him is hatable

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Patrick would ask for light ice hahahahaha everything about him is hatable

This is not cold enough, waitress atalker.

 

[BudDickman]

Beautifully executed. The only thing I would've done differently is say something like "I'll look into refunding your attendance fee", just to confirm that he pays to speak at these boondoggles.