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Hoo boy did he ever.Didn't Patrick go to some sci fi event for kids in a robe with no shirt underneath?
Chad in the back getting ready to tackle Pat like Bagel BossHoo boy did he ever.
I guess to play devils advocate the church one is specifically bad because of how systematic and covered up it was. But this goes back to the comment I made in the thread about Gen Z. Millennials have no conception that it isn’t the 80’s / 2000’s anymore. We do not live under any influence of Christian Fundamentalists and we’ve basically had Dems in office since 2008. (Yeah i know, Trump, but he wasn’t as religious or conservative as the Presidents of the past). So of course when you believe Christians are running the government and trying to turn it into a theocracy you’re going to act like them touching kids is some ultimate danger being hidden from the world, or something.Those aren’t the only places pedos are being found, how many times have you heard teachers / school employees had and were distributing CP and sexually abusing children?
The whole “durrr churches had members abusing minors” doesn’t mean shit when you ignore it happens all over. What about the stories of gay couples getting caught sexually abusing kids? Why silent on that one, Pat?
That’s interesting from the younger perspective when it comes to Christianity - I remember in the 90s religious groups still had some power (they were very vocal about Satan in music with Marilyn Manson, picketed / protested his concerts etc) which to someone under 30 sounds insane. Even just at Christmas my family was discussing church and how they’ve had to really drop the boring / stuffy / now rise - now sit - no rise - repeat after me stuff to attract a younger audience.I guess to play devils advocate the church one is specifically bad because of how systematic and covered up it was. But this goes back to the comment I made in the thread about Gen Z. Millennials have no conception that it isn’t the 80’s / 2000’s anymore. We do not live under any influence of Christian Fundamentalists and we’ve basically had Dems in office since 2008. (Yeah i know, Trump, but he wasn’t as religious or conservative as the Presidents of the past). So of course when you believe Christians are running the government and trying to turn it into a theocracy you’re going to act like them touching kids is some ultimate danger being hidden from the world, or something.
Something happened when Pat was a kid that instilled a deep seated hate for anything christian. Maybe it was the small town he grew up in. Im not defending the church or the pedo shit. That pedo stuff somehow has to be stopped/punished. Seems most of the time he thinks shitting on christians is somehow attacking the republicans where they care the most.That’s interesting from the younger perspective when it comes to Christianity - I remember in the 90s religious groups still had some power (they were very vocal about Satan in music with Marilyn Manson, picketed / protested his concerts etc) which to someone under 30 sounds insane. Even just at Christmas my family was discussing church and how they’ve had to really drop the boring / stuffy / now rise - now sit - no rise - repeat after me stuff to attract a younger audience.
It seems to be only people Pat’s age that think bringing up the years of abuse in the church is current and edgy - I remember dumb Hildy always crying “what about the church!” Like that was a gotcha for all the other places protecting pedos like the SFWA. They act like it’s still the early 2000s and we’re just now hearing about what went on for years when pretty much all those types were removed / arrested / and pretty much dead at this point. The whole “well it happened then!” It’s an odd argument when it’s still going on.
I see only Pat age and older cry about the “serious” problem of Christ-fascism when it’s far from it. The church doesn’t have anywhere near the power it used to.
They BOUGHT those kids from the arms of their VULNERABLE MOTHERS, you fucking shitlord! If I buy something I'm just supposed to not use it to satiate my desires? Fuck you fuck you fuck youWhat about the stories of gay couples getting caught sexually abusing kids?
One minute it’s democrats are the true Christians and superior then its Christian’s are big stupid retards for believing in god and Jesus. Can’t have it both ways.Something happened when Pat was a kid that instilled a deep seated hate for anything christian. Maybe it was the small town he grew up in. Im not defending the church or the pedo shit. That pedo stuff somehow has to be stopped/punished. Seems most of the time he thinks shitting on christians is somehow attacking the republicans where they care the most.
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Did this hog really say getting the vaccine is equivalent to The Crucifixion and the salvation of manking?
I hate to take Pat's side on this but crucifixion is a form of torture that leads to death. She's a twoferAlso, what retard version of the Bible is he reading? Christ was tortured to death on cross (lol why did he capitalize that?), Pat? You sure it was the beating he took before and then he was, uh, I don’t know, left up there to die? What a stupid pig.
I see what you’re getting at there, funster.I hate to take Pat's side on this but crucifixion is a form of torture that leads to death. She's a twofer
And it was considered ridiculous in the 90s. Kevin Smith famously picketed his own movie to underscore how ridiculous it was. He even later pointed out the the westboro baptist church (who represents nobody) regularly released statements on things to draw controversy and get attention and most times few if any members showed up to actually demonstrate.That’s interesting from the younger perspective when it comes to Christianity - I remember in the 90s religious groups still had some power (they were very vocal about Satan in music with Marilyn Manson, picketed / protested his concerts etc) which to someone under 30 sounds insane. Even just at Christmas my family was discussing church and how they’ve had to really drop the boring / stuffy / now rise - now sit - no rise - repeat after me stuff to attract a younger audience.
It seems to be only people Pat’s age that think bringing up the years of abuse in the church is current and edgy - I remember dumb Hildy always crying “what about the church!” Like that was a gotcha for all the other places protecting pedos like the SFWA. They act like it’s still the early 2000s and we’re just now hearing about what went on for years when pretty much all those types were removed / arrested / and pretty much dead at this point. The whole “well it happened then!” It’s an odd argument when it’s still going on.
I see only Pat age and older cry about the “serious” problem of Christ-fascism when it’s far from it. The church doesn’t have anywhere near the power it used to.
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