Patrick threatens his biggest fans with physical violence

[guest]

Of course it is an open mic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course it is an open mic.

Pat had to call it a "guest spot" so twitter thinks he was invited and possibly going to be paid. When in reality its a free first come/first serve event that pat will use to try and boost his ego. As long as twitter thinks he gets paid for it, there is no reason to actually be funny and good at comedy.

 

[Meownaw]

The face and smirk of someone who is totally a victim.

 

[Guest]

God, how good would it be to go to this and just Cape Fear-laugh his entire set?

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

I’m teetering on a knife’s edge over here. God I want him uninvited because he will be so angry. But I also want him to do it, sweating bullets the whole time, ready to scream at shadows.

Really tough call.

If an actual heckler shows up it's 50/50 Pat puts a bullet in them.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

This might be my favorite interaction with him. Pat had no response but to default to his main character arrest fantasy of looking like a hero in front of everyone with the quick take down that results in a life sentence.

This gave me a genuine laugh.

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We'll be the ones with bmi <30

 

[Guest]

We'll be the ones with bmi <30

I’ve seen zero evidence based on our doxings that this is true

 

[guest]

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He’s totally going to start screaming at some random person in the audience. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES IV’E CALLED THE POLICE ON ALL OF YOU?!

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I’ve seen zero evidence based on our doxings that this is true

Wrong again, child

NoBacon is a twink, Cakehorn is atrophied unless you include the wheelchair. EraGodless is a jacked mulatto. KillaKuhn, Bam.

Who besides Josh Fonnor and Dan Mullen are fatasses? We're only assuming Boomia based on his voice

 

[guest]

It'd be fun to go and sit right up front, then act like a regular displeased audience member. Just stare blankly or wince at his jokes, then gradually start groaning and heckle a bit. He wouldn't even need to know whether it was a stalkerchild to have an incredible meltdown.

 

[RickReternal]

It'd be fun to go and sit right up front, then act like a regular displeased audience member. Just stare blankly or wince at his jokes, then gradually start groaning and heckle a bit. He wouldn't even need to know whether it was a stalkerchild to have an incredible meltdown.

With maybe a polite chuckle at the start so that he crosses you off the list of suspects?

 

[Honey Badger]

Wrong again, child

NoBacon is a twink, Cakehorn is atrophied unless you include the wheelchair. EraGodless is a jacked mulatto. KillaKuhn, Bam.

Who besides Josh Fonnor and Dan Mullen are fatasses? We're only assuming Boomia based on his voice

Stu wasn’t exactly an Adonis, but only Christ can judge

 

[guest]

With maybe a polite chuckle at the start so that he crosses you off the list of suspects?

Definitely. Maybe even give him a warm welcome to the stage. Wear some nerd shit and make his heart break when someone in a capeshit shirt stonewalls his stammering nonsense.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Stu wasn’t exactly an Adonis, but only Christ can judge

Apostle didn't look very svelte when he pilfered that vape either.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Ricks been very quiet on Twitter. Made a couple repetitive oinks about trump and that’s about it

What’s happening? Is he at that pedocon this weekend?

 

[RickReternal]

Ricks been very quiet on Twitter. Made a couple repetitive oinks about trump and that’s about it

What’s happening? Is he at that pedocon this weekend?

Rehearing his tight 15 for his spot, I expect. Running it through with Stiki and the lizard (cats leave the room), seeing what works, what doesn’t. He’s extremely disciplined about his art.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

I didn’t even notice this until now, but we’ve gone from many years in prison to the rest of our lives?

His last remaining mental faculties are eroding

"Some anonymous person has been stalking me online. This could be him. Take him away, boys! I've already roughed him up for you"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lmao of course his "guest set" is at an open mic. He probably won't even show up now. What a fucking loser.

Hey, fatass, if you weren't so compelled to show your cards every time you do anything to make it seem like you have a life to twitter, you'd be able to have fun.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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i'd love for him to try that. he'd probably puss out and have security grab you. but they can't "hold you immobile" until the police arrive" because they don't want to get charged with kidnapping (edit probably not kidnapping, but it is illegal). i'd laugh at Pat trying to No Child them into doing what he wants

 

[Suetonius]

“If you are ever anywhere I am, for any reason, you will be immediately neutralized and held immobile until the police arrive, arrest you, and you spend the rest of your life in prison, stlaker.”

What a bloviating faggot. Piggy wouldn’t do shit if people started screaming nigger during his set. Plus the coward couldn’t even confront Dan, but he’s going to neutralize random comedy fans? Also, how is this not considered a threat? Imagine this scenario.

Pat is at his set. A fan comes up to him and calls him a fat faggot with bitch tits. Pat beats the shit out of this person and holds them into a submission until police arrive…and in this scenario, Pat wouldn’t be charged with assault. The random person who insulted him would go to jail for life.

Deranged.