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Patrick threatens his biggest fans with physical violence
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That's not how that works, Rick.
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Can you give me a lift when you go? I'll chip in for gas.
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Oof, I think he’s on the brink of a psychotic breakdown if he is calling back to the classic neutralized bit. I bet my abandoned daughter that he swats himself this weekend.
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I’m teetering on a knife’s edge over here. God I want him uninvited because he will be so angry. But I also want him to do it, sweating bullets the whole time, ready to scream at shadows.
Really tough call.
Really tough call.
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Just let it play out, brothaman. Either way, we win.
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This might be my favorite interaction with him. Pat had no response but to default to his main character arrest fantasy of looking like a hero in front of everyone with the quick take down that results in a life sentence.
This gave me a genuine laugh.
This gave me a genuine laugh.
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Pat, you can't beat people up and detain them for being near you. And life in prison?
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He is probably cranky because the Brewers lost again.
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So he is saying he will just assault someone because they happened to be in the same room? I think pat would be the one arrested in this scenario.
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I didn’t even notice this until now, but we’ve gone from many years in prison to the rest of our lives?
His last remaining mental faculties are eroding
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I'm gonna sit in the front row and see how his crowd work is doing.
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Be sure and dig up your WOW shirt from the back of the closet.
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Even if you don’t plan on partaking, it’s so anti-fun to be so mean to a guy offering you a bump before you fucking KILL at your local comedy club.
Stupid hog.
Stupid hog.
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That'll be a fine stocking stuffer for the Poon family this year