Patrick threatens a literal baby with prison

[Mitch Weaver]

So now the list of things/people that bully him include -

• Babies
• Pets
• His own inanimate objects
• Bert from Sesame Street
• Faggot KF users
• People in his own industry who are far more successful

Have I missed any?

That dude from Genesis.

 

[Jenna]

“Prison will be a rough place for a three-month old coward like you, stlaker.”

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Jail is the minimum punishment your baby deserves. Your baby does 3 years, gets out before preschool.

I mean he sentenced his own child to death. This is him being nice.

 

[handsomeblue]

Not the worst threat he's posed to a baby to be honest witcha

Congratulations! Enjoy pwison.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

“More baby pics, please! That woman’s breasts are icky!”
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I would watch out about posting baby badger in the online world with Pats pig pen buddies. The Jon Frimanns and Paul Weimers of the world will eventually cum tribute on the poor little fellas pics

 

[Total Tranny Death]

How old is she? seriously though she looks really big for a newborn. Congratulations brotherman.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

seriously though she looks really big for a newborn.

Have you not seen the udders she's suckling from? That baby is getting supermilk

 

[Professor Rape]

Not the worst threat he's posed to a baby to be honest witcha

Congratulations! Enjoy pwison.
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Line of the day

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

A 65 year old Patrick getting bullied by the chad sons and daughters of the pests is a pfg bit

"I've been bullied by my stlakers for 27 years."

 

[guest]

So now the list of things/people that bully him include -

• Babies
• Pets
• His own inanimate objects
• Bert from Sesame Street
• Faggot KF users
• People in his own industry who are far more successful

Have I missed any?

His little brother.

 

[Stent]

Enjoy these moments. They grow up quick. Not that I'd know. I abandoned my child to drink all day in front of Star Wars cartoons.

 

[guest]

That's awesome, brotherman. Congratulations. I remember when my first was on the way, I had deleted my account to focus on adult responsibilities. But by the time the baby came out, there was so much downtime in the hospital I was begging the DMAN to vouch for me in that retard pen containment zone before you're allowed to make real posts. Time flies.

 

[CQ Beans]

“Prison will be a rough place for a three-month old coward like you, stlaker.”

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That is some ass crack cleavage right there.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Congrats on the Baby HB. There’s nothing better than rocking your kid to sleep and having them fall asleep in your arms, something neither Rick nor Josh Moon will ever do.

 

[BoomerSperg]

A 65 year old Patrick getting bullied by the chad sons and daughters of the pests is a pfg bit

It just gets worse for Pat, forever.

 

[Stent]

Congrats on the Baby HB. There’s nothing better than rocking your kid to sleep and having them fall asleep in your arms, something neither Rick nor Josh Moon will ever do.

Anyone who has had that moment with their kid knows that Pat's entire life is stupidly hollow.

Bzzzzzt! Fuck trophies get in the way of my wife's career, child.

 

[Honey Badger]

How old is she? seriously though she looks really big for a newborn. Congratulations brotherman.

She’s a little over 14 pounds at 3 months. So, big but not freakishly big. Tall, too. she definitely has the makings of a varsity athlete

 

[Cumtown Fags]

She’s a little over 14 pounds at 3 months. So, big but not freakishly big. Tall, too. she definitely has the makings of a varsity athlete

 

[LiberalPussy]

"I've been bullied by my stlakers for 27 years."


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Patlick S Tomrinson.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She’s a little over 14 pounds at 3 months. So, big but not freakishly big. Tall, too. she definitely has the makings of a varsity athlete

I'm sorry I called her a he. I shouldn't have assumed the baby's gender.