Patrick Sweat Taintlinson

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fat guy who doesn't wear underwear's ball and asshole sweat soaks right through his jeans.


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He must smell great.

Plus he was on vacation so you know he wore those multiple times without a wash.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just noticed how drenched his back is too, what a disgusting pig

I really hope some reddit people get him to deny that he's completely soaked in sweat and that it's in fact just our delusions again.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I never realized how retarded it is until I had my pocket picked. I still end up putting it there out of habit, but I try to keep it in the front pocket now. Since I stopped keeping it in the back pocket all the time I really hate sitting on it now.

I moved mine to the front at least 20 years ago. I was getting some lower back pain and once I moved it, I stopped having that issue.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The whole point of underwear is to protect your jeans, shorts or whatever from the shit and piss that leaks out of your body over the course of a day. Someone not wearing underwear should NOT be celebrated. In fact, they should be stoned to death.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

pig juice

That's such a vile phrase, thank you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The whole point of underwear is to protect your jeans, shorts or whatever from the shit and piss that leaks out of your body over the course of a day. Someone not wearing underwear should NOT be celebrated. In fact, they should be stoned to death.

It's straight up just bad hygiene and inconsiderate to anyone who had to be around you. There's no conceivable way that he doesn't stink like ass and balls. I very briefly worked with this fall down drunk piece of shit who lived in his brother's shed and you could always smell the guy's fucking nuts. It makes me want to puke thinking about it. It was violating.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The whole point of underwear is to protect your jeans, shorts or whatever from the shit and piss that leaks out of your body over the course of a day. Someone not wearing underwear should NOT be celebrated. In fact, they should be stoned to death.

People back in bumfuck ancient times knew the importance of switching out undergarments even if they only bathed once a month. Congrats on having lower standards of hygiene than a medieval peasant, ya fat freak.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Who the fuck wears jeans on a tropical island?

The same jackass who orders lasagna in Mexico.

 

[The Talking Dead]

The whole point of underwear is to protect your jeans, shorts or whatever from the shit and piss that leaks out of your body over the course of a day. Someone not wearing underwear should NOT be celebrated. In fact, they should be stoned to death.

Also comfort. I can't imagine how uncomfortable it must be to wear jeans without any boxers to stop your balls and dick chafing on them.

God he's such an aggravating, autistic little fuck.

 

[Honey Badger]

Also comfort. I can't imagine how uncomfortable it must be to wear jeans without any boxers to stop your balls and dick chafing on them.

God he's such an aggravating, autistic little fuck.

All that chafing + his beer and butter infused sweat and no central AC in his house. Jesus, his balls must look like strawberries all summer

Edit: found a rare “Fire and Brimstone Pat” appearance on Reddit

 

[EraGodless]

I moved mine to the front at least 20 years ago. I was getting some lower back pain and once I moved it, I stopped having that issue.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It was totally overstuffed. had to lean it out for it to even be comfortable in the front pocket.

 

[guest]

He must smell great.

Pahaps worse than that!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Are we sure it's sweat? Maybe he was cowering, pissing, and shitting in fear over his life ending into the vines, ahead.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Jeans are supposed to last for decades but I doubt Pig's last more than a year or two due to all the hardcore abuse he puts them through. His mattress/couch must smell like death.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Jeans are supposed to last for decades but I doubt Pig's last more than a year or two due to all the hardcore abuse he puts them through. His mattress/couch must smell like death.

He must get so much beer-soaked shit stained in the felled seam of his jeans. There's no way he could wash that out, assuming he's tried.

 

[guest]

A truly disgusting specimen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

upload

 

[The Talking Dead]

I expect me from white men.

He's just so fucking hateable.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's just so fucking hateable.

Imagine typing that and you have never been a part of your own daughters life. Not financially. Not emotionally.