Patrick Spooky Tomlinson

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Tiny arm without a hint of a tricep

 

[Lard Glug]

Wow. The surface of Venus sure is hot. That's a mighty clever wit you got there Pat. When I heard this, I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

Your whole act is yelling “Banana Juice!” And “Booga looga loo!” So you may not understand the multiple layers of this joke.
Basically, he’s a fat man who eats pies.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Punkins

 

[Ladynyahh]

Totally normal for two childless middle aged adults to carve pumpkins. Of course it's not like Pat has other things to do, since he's an overweight unemployed barfly

 

[Lunkhead]

Wow. The surface of Venus sure is hot. That's a mighty clever wit you got there Pat. When I heard this, I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

It's a science thing. Us civilians would never understand.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Niggers should stab his eyes out of his head. It's a children's holiday. He has no kids. My last kid is aging out very soon I feel bad. I won't have this again until grandkids. This fat misfit gave this all up when he decided he was going to murder his own child and then instead abandoned her. His fat barren lesbian and her don't get a halloween. Sorry losers.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pumpkin head fuck, it must be a real bitch trying to balance that thing he has to tip over a dozen times a day

 

[kingship75]

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I can smell her from here

Dollar General Laurie Metcalf.

 

[SpaceEdge]

In that picture to the left of Niki's head, it looks like a framed picture of Dudley from Harry Potter

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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I can smell her from here

It's bad enough that he posted that picture of her online but he posted it knowing we would see it. Why would you want anyone to know you were married to that?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TorpidSloth]

It's bad enough that he posted that picture of her online but he posted it knowing we would see it. Why would you want anyone to know you were married to that?

He hates and resents her.

 

[Lard Glug]

Maybe he just means he lives among the spooks.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

I made a Patrick Tomlinson jack-o'-lantern.

Because he's fat you see.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Punkins

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I made a Patrick Tomlinson jack-o'-lantern.
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Because he's fat you see.