Patrick Spooky Tomlinson

Toothless Enthusiast · 2024-10-15T14:57:36-0400

Is changing his middle name to Spooky more cringe than prezzies?

Now THIS is spooky!

Andrew Dice Clay · 2024-10-15T14:59:06-0400

Wow. The surface of Venus sure is hot. That's a mighty clever wit you got there Pat. When I heard this, I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

Confused White Kid · 2024-10-15T15:02:51-0400

This is to promote his wife rebranding her business from "Posts by Ghosts" to "Poots by Spooks"

DominusOdium · 2024-10-15T15:13:20-0400

Because he lives amongst the spooks

Cuphead · 2024-10-15T15:15:13-0400

Spooky like a ghost since he vanished from his daughters life?

DrTorqueCarlisi · 2024-10-15T15:16:56-0400

Patrick "Still couldn't finish one shift at Target" Tomlinson

Jims_Maroon_Pants · 2024-10-15T15:20:14-0400

Toothless Enthusiast said:
Is changing his middle name to Spooky more cringe than prezzies?

Now THIS is spooky!

Titless refrigerator

TorpidSloth · 2024-10-15T15:24:41-0400

I can smell her from here

Humanatee · 2024-10-15T15:28:27-0400

DrTorqueCarlisi said:
Patrick "Still couldn't finish one shift at Target" Tomlinson

Patrick "Got bullied for 6 years (and counting) as a middle aged man" Tomlinson

DrTorqueCarlisi · 2024-10-15T15:32:16-0400

Humanatee said:
Patrick "Got bullied for 6 years (and counting) as a middle aged man" Tomlinson

Okay, bit over.

PickleRickle · 2024-10-15T16:15:59-0400

Patrick Niggery Tomlinson

Checks out. Sorry, this tracks.

UnPRePared · 2024-10-15T16:28:32-0400

"Which One Will Be Pepperoni By The End?

BEVARE! TAKE CARE!"

NoBacon · 2024-10-15T16:35:33-0400

Slackjawed Cow · 2024-10-15T16:44:00-0400

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 · 2024-10-15T16:55:51-0400

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She wears sunglasses on her head at night.

Autism confirmed.

DeadWithoutMyDavid · 2024-10-15T17:20:31-0400

I sure hope I don't see any spooks in my neighborhood on Halloween, or ever

DanFielding · 2024-10-15T17:20:33-0400

Patrick “Dumped by his pregnant wife” Tomlinson.

Slackjawed Cow · 2024-10-15T17:26:24-0400

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
She wears sunglasses on her head at night.

Autism confirmed.

In England too.

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler · 2024-10-15T17:43:32-0400

UnPRePared said:
"Which One Will Be Pepperoni By The End?

BEVARE! TAKE CARE!"

"Now call Boris Karloff a cocksucker!"

Confused White Kid · 2024-10-15T17:45:37-0400

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That Snickers quote still bugs me. He's 42 at this point.

Butterfingers are disgusting and should never have been cleared by the FDA for public consumption. That yellow shit just gets spackled in your molars and never comes off. Nice cavities you can't afford to care for, stupid.
Nice tweet about your favorite candy, ya fuckin 42 year old man ya.

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