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Patrick S Tomlinson V Dan Mullen TRO docs

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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The long lost relic has been found!

Shout out out the poopoo man for his help behind the scenes and to all brothermen who donated to the "honeymoon fund" https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-dan-and-flavia-mullen-honeymoon-in-hawaii

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Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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The phrase "serves no legitimate purpose" will never not make me lol.

Nothing any member of this community has ever done, on or offline, has ever served a legitimate purpose. We're fucking retards.

Rick only had this tossed because he's a poor writer. The judge even said "I don't know of any barrier where you cannot write out a clear statement." Well, the barrier would be the Petitioner's booze-addled thinkin' meats.
 

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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"We have a number of sentences that appear to be a paragraph."


Lol. The judge is workshopping the writing of his petition like an English teacher. Rick had to be steaming.

Write better, you long-winded bore (boar).
 
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Safka's Enticer

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The phrase "serves no legitimate purpose" will never not make me lol.

Nothing any member of this community has ever done, on or offline, has ever served a legitimate purpose. We're fucking retards.

Rick only had this tossed because he's a poor writer. The judge even said "I don't know of any barrier where you cannot write out a clear statement." Well, the barrier would be the Petitioner's booze-addled thinkin' meats.
He paid Sojourner to send ChatGPT a prompt

Sojourner Troof probably wrote it herself

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porquedealer

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Guys you dont understand, its not Pats fault. Its that damn Sojourner.

How much more of Nikki's money does he want to spend on legal services.
Absoulte gold and I havent read it fully yet.
We need to rendition this with AI voices.

edit - it was free, lol
you get what you pay for. Stop spending money on alcohol and toys and buy some big boy clothes and a lawyer.
 
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He takes beating after beating in courts and still hasn't learned his lesson. He's not self aware and doesn't realize how fucking retarded he looks and why he should be extremely embarrassed about every one of his court transcripts.

If his latest case goes to trial, which is doubtful, but if it does it will be a goldmine of him publicly making an ass of himself like never before.
 
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He did call him "very intelligent" so Pat probably considered that a win. Essentially what Pat admitted to here once again is he doesn't like being mocked online and because we mock him and somebody, anybody, possibly himself is swatting him, we all deserve prison for mocking him or staring at the curiosity of him. The level of entitlement is unbelievable. Just disengage you fat fucking retaaaahhhd. Let it go. What do the drunks say let god, let go or something.
 
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