Patrick S. Tomlinson, rundown of embarrassing moments

[guest]

There are so many moments I thought we hit peak content with that Patrick guy, but he just keeps on going. There's alot more milk left in this pig, I bet.

-Norm tweet, incessant childing
-Banned from Twitter, pays 5k to a lawyer
-Banned from Twitter, pays 5k again
-Long ranting blog post detailing losing his wife & daughter
-Books reviews
-Jack Raven
-Nikkis Dad
-Lappening photo
-Brewers half marathon
-Budget wedding photos
-Hooligan's fax machine
-Cameo's
-Spy pictures @ Hooligan's
-Strictly Stalking Interview
-Josiah Parts 1, 2, 3, 4
-Josiah Part 5 is its own thing
-Apostlegate
-Imposter Childs
-The fucking lawsuit
-Traffic Court
-Motley Poo Songs
-A court hearing vs. Robert fucking Barnes
-Owing "Quasi" 25k and getting nothing accomplished with 100k
-List of IPs, brace for impact, final punch, ect...
-TV appearance after Brewers win
-#WorldCon2021


Whats next??!!

 

[guest]

The Wellington
The video of him reloading the gun
The video of him shooting the gun with his arm flab jiggling
The video of him twirling that stick that showed off his immense gut
The picture of him eating bologna in that gay sweater that shows off his tits
The gym selfie collage
Anica ditching him at the arcade and subsequently calling him "bud"
The simping for 5s who don't give him the time of day
He shit his pants at the Brewers game

 

[guest]

You forgot all the reddit spergouts. Those were amazing.

 

[guest]

The most embarassing thing was the thing that happened in the secret forum on the old site. With like 60 ribs. You all know what I'm talking about lol.

 

[guest]

There are so many moments I thought we hit peak content with that Patrick guy, but he just keeps on going. There's alot more milk left in this pig, I bet.

-Norm tweet, incessant childing
-Banned from Twitter, pays 5k to a lawyer
-Banned from Twitter, pays 5k again
-Long ranting blog post detailing losing his wife & daughter
-Books reviews
-Jack Raven
-Nikkis Dad
-Lappening photo
-Brewers half marathon
-Budget wedding photos
-Hooligan's fax machine
-Cameo's
-Spy pictures @ Hooligan's
-Strictly Stalking Interview
-Josiah Parts 1, 2, 3, 4
-Josiah Part 5 is its own thing
-Apostlegate
-Imposter Childs
-The fucking lawsuit
-Traffic Court
-Motley Poo Songs
-A court hearing vs. Robert fucking Barnes
-Owing "Quasi" 25k and getting nothing accomplished with 100k
-List of IPs, brace for impact, final punch, ect...
-TV appearance after Brewers win
-#WorldCon2021


Whats next??!!

The Johann Schneider panel the same day he lost his Twitter.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The sci-fi panel featuring Johan Schneider
Wisconsin Athletic Club selfies

 

[guest]

Leaving death threats on Dan Mullen's phone
Posting that he did his hardwood floors, then finding out Nikki hired someone
Naming Norm MacDonald in the lawsuit

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Stump removal
The West Baltimore half hovel

 

[guest]

The Johann Schneider panel the same day he lost his Twitter.

Is there a video of this?

 

[potatopeeler63]

-The indian bots on instagram asking if he wants his tits fucked
-The bespoke knives
-his hijacked youtube channel

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Can’t ever forget he got shed by a Twitter skank who’s a 5 on her best day. She also permanently friend zoned him with a “that’s right bud”. Hilarious.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Is there a video of this?

His face turns red and he almost spergs out and cries.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don’t know Johan Schneider either, but I know Johannes Schneijder. Must be Johan Schneider’s Dutch cousin.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’d love to taste the salty lard tears that rolled down Piggy’s face. Like Cartman did in “Scott Tennerman must die”

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He has reverse success.

 

[guest]

Is there a video of this?

There was at one point. He's in like 20fps, all grainy and shit. His face is kind of red and it looks like he's been crying.

 

[guest]

“-List of IPs, brace for impact, final punch, ect...”

This is my favorite. It’s like an evil villain who makes action movie threats only to fail in the most hilarious way every single time.

The final punch is coming. Brace for impact. *starts lawsuit that ends up wasting 100k and costing him an additional 25k*

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That Mr Metokur guy laughing his ass off about Pat vs the Sub on his live stream.

Subway drool

His mincing, cunty appearances on that doctor chick’s podcast.

Olympic swimming pool sized toilets and subsequent destruction of his Star Trek kid’s model.

Actual Tough Guy reddit thread.

Dinner pics exposing us to Pennyeater and Magneto.

Ecliptic.

 

[guest]

And to think, baby children, it only gets worse for us from here

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

And to think, baby children, it only gets worse for us from here

Await the knock, quietly now child, quietly is the key.