Patrick S. Tomlinson authors sci-fi novels and viral tweets. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife and Mustang. He is mostly water and white noise by v-

[Will Tate]

Even Pat can't be stupid enough to

History has proved the immutable inaccuracy of that statement.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he is watching a a disney + movie before he goes to bed. He actually has something to do and catch a train in the morning. Exciting day for the pig

 

[Meownaw]

I bet he is watching a a disney + movie before he goes to bed. He actually has something to do and catch a train in the morning. Exciting day for the pig

Where is he getting the money to spend 5 days in that shit hole?

 

[RobertMewler]

Obeekaybee Eggs-n-bakey is already unintelligible. How's anyone going to understand him with a mask on?

What stupid panel topics for alleged authors; tv show reviews? Consooooom!!

 

[HotDogJoe]

How is TV doing on the question of inclusivity on story and casting?

Oh fuck off already.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

whoops he's also doing that first one with some perv beaner
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I guess points for them being adults...?

He's the bizarro JDA

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ooga Booga talking about TV? They don’t know what to do with him but know they need him there. They figured watching TV is something he could do, can’t put him on anything about writing yet they are all calling him the greatest writer because he’s Nigerian.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nobody is impressed by someone with a mustang, stupid

I wonder if the constant mentions of driving a mustang is something from high school since mentally he’s a teenager. Did the popular jock drive a mustang or something? It’s gotta be something from when he was young, like he saw the cool popular kids drive mustangs and he wanted to be in the cool kids.

 

[guest]

Obeekaybee Eggs-n-bakey is already [URL='https://new.onaforums.net/threads/oghenechovwe-donald-ekpeki-reads-an-excerpt-from-one-of-his-halloween-stories.20919/']unintelligible[/URL]. How's anyone going to understand him with a mask on?

He’s not actually going there, silly.