Patrick pitching his movie to Hollywood

[Mustard]

This but Tiny Tim and it's his agent doing it and its for publishers rather than a movie

 

[cliveowen]

Missed this when it was originally posted. Fucking brilliant.

 

[CruisinColin]

I'm all in wit da Joshamee Gibbs character

I just retardedly watched 4 of those in a week after wondering if they'd hold up, they do, especially the soundtrack (only first 3)

this show is a shit shit shit version of shark tank it seems, maybe it's just british shite

Shark Tank is the more retarded version for the US. The name change made it EXTREME because dragons are GAY FANTASY SHIT

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

A screenplay about Rick woukd be PFG

 

[Professor Rape]

Saw this on reddit, this is EXACTLY how it would go for you Patrick. The shitty product, the faux confidence, the shaky delivery, overnegotiating a million pound salary for some Z-List actor (Kevin McNally according to the comments) before he'll publicly connect himself to the product.

You don't have to say you found it on Reddit when all it is is a clip from a tv show.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I'd do anything to see Rick pitch a book to a bunch of investors. He would be stuttering and stammering all over the place with sweat dripping from his jowls.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I'd do anything to see Rick pitch a book to a bunch of investors. He would be stuttering and stammering all over the place with sweat dripping from his jowls.

 

[DominusOdium]

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I wish to know who this supposed producer is. Do we have any way of knowing, assuming it wasn't complete bullshit? He had a little upward trajectory around The Ark time, before he completely fucked up his Tor deal by sucking harder than Tommy Tomlinson.

Obviously it's not happening now but it seems like an interesting angle to dig around in.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I wish to know who this supposed producer is. Do we have any way of knowing, assuming it wasn't complete bullshit? He had a little upward trajectory around The Ark time, before he completely fucked up his Tor deal by sucking harder than Tommy Tomlinson.

Obviously it's not happening now but it seems like an interesting angle to dig around in.

I'll give you a hint.
It's bigger than Netflix, Child.

 

[DominusOdium]

I'll give you a hint.
It's bigger than Netflix, Child.

The only way that thing gets adapted now is if he and Niki shoot it as The Dark, about Patrick getting cucked by a nigger... IN SPACE

 

[Jenna]

You don't have to say you found it on Reddit when all it is is a clip from a tv show.

I hate the whole "I just found out about X, so now I'm gonna pretend I knew about X all along" trope.

Here's some hollywood trivia I found out on my own in the past couple weeks:

- Mariska Hargitay of L&O:SVU fame is not only the daughter of legendary bombshell actress Jayne Mansfield, she was 3 years old and asleep in the backseat in the infamous accident that decapitated Mama Jayne.

- Candice Bergen's father was perhaps the most famous ventriloquist in history, and prioritized his favorite dummy over her. Candice spent her entire childhood competing with a dummy for her parent's love. When he died, he left a huge chunk of his will to the dummy (lol) and didn't give her a penny.