Patrick pitching his movie to Hollywood

[Jenna]

Saw this on reddit, this is EXACTLY how it would go for you Patrick. The shitty product, the faux confidence, the shaky delivery, overnegotiating a million pound salary for some Z-List actor (Kevin McNally according to the comments) before he'll publicly connect himself to the product.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm all in wit da Joshamee Gibbs character

I just retardedly watched 4 of those in a week after wondering if they'd hold up, they do, especially the soundtrack (only first 3)

this show is a shit shit shit version of shark tank it seems, maybe it's just british shite

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

lol she had NOTHING to offer

Less than 2,000 copies sold and she wanted funding for a movie, lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

looks like the kind of lady Dan would fuck

 

[RobertMewler]

Hahaha, this is absolutely how Pat's pitch would go. I love it.

 

[BUBBLER]

She's as fat as Nikki

 

[Stent]

Are these goblins in space? If not, you're losing a huge chunk of potential audience numbers. Does it have some kind of goblin McDonalds at least?

 

[guest]

Lol it's like Pat transitioned

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

What a raggedy ass heifer

I would never sign a financial deal with a woman. I'm out just on principle

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yeah. But did it have a space version of some midwestern rube shit restaurant?

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

She's as nervous as a pig in court.

 

[guest]

this show is a shit shit shit version of shark tank it seems, maybe it's just british shite

It's older than Shark Tank. Both are based on the format of a Japanese show. Imagine that. Contestants killing themselves in dishonour after every rejection.

 

[FurBurger]

It's older than Shark Tank. Both are based on the format of a Japanese show. Imagine that. Contestants killing themselves in dishonour after every rejection.

Do they ever have Westerners on the Japanese show? Like maybe fat midwestern insurance salesmen who larp as sci-fi writers?

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[It’s Meboe]

Sounds like she’s out of breath from walking a few feet. Much like Pat

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It's uncanny how accurately she does her Pat impression. She even got the weight thing down but god didn't give her a luscious set of fish lips, unfortunately.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's older than Shark Tank. Both are based on the format of a Japanese show. Imagine that. Contestants killing themselves in dishonour after every rejection.

There was a Canadian version too. I remember seeing a "where are they now" episode and it seemed like (aside from the obvious retards) everyone they passed on became pretty successful and everything they invested in failed miserably.

 

[UnPRePared]

I would love to watch how an already terrible book became an even worse movie.

Fifty Shades of Fat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[FurBurger]

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If I was Pat, at this point I'd be wondering it Josaphette Munoz really is a movie producer; or was just a fella in a dress looking to get a fish-mouthed blowjob.