Patrick "Mr. Self Aware" Tomlinson never ceases to amaze.

[firstimelongtime]

He looks like a flaming homosexual in at least 50% of those pictures.

And retarded in the other half. He’s gaytarded.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I'm still not sure how he managed to make this face.

He looks like fellow alcoholic lolcow onlyusemeblade here. Figgeritouddude

 

[WifeStoreWill]

He looks like fellow alcoholic lolcow onlyusemeblade here. Figgeritouddude

 

[Suetonius]

Fucking disgusting blob. A grotesque mongrel. A tubby faggot. A fat fuck. A chubby nothing. Piece of shit. Lardass.


I FUCKING HATE FATTIES SO GODDAMN MUCH

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Tucker when to Russia and interviewed Putin to get the other side of the story. It’s something completely foreign to Rick as he believes whatever narrative the ((media)) tells him. Anything counter to the narrative is a lie. Very on brand for Rick.

Does Patrick care no weapons of mass destruction were ever found in Iraq? Over a million Iraqi deaths since 2003 based on a lie

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Imagine eating yourself out of a gender. Fatdrogny.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

 

[MonsterSteve]

He comes across as so soft and squishy. Like the jeans, tshirt and hat is trying its best to keep all of his flab in place but you can see that one small opening and its all falling apart.

 

[RoTheHo69]

'Born with a silverfish in his mouth' is a thing? Or is his brain broken from the booze? Nice silver spoon, stupid? Can't tell anymore.

 

[Sputnik]

It must always be pointed out (because he lurks) Pat you are objectively ugly if you were single you'd somehow be forced to downgrade from NikkI.

 

[stealthygeek]

'Born with a silverfish in his mouth' is a thing? Or is his brain broken from the booze? Nice silver spoon, stupid? Can't tell anymore.

Theory: Rick had recently been googling them because the hovel is infested with those things and autocorrect motherfucked him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

'Born with a silverfish in his mouth' is a thing? Or is his brain broken from the booze? Nice silver spoon, stupid? Can't tell anymore.

This guy must be rich!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

'Born with a silverfish in his mouth' is a thing? Or is his brain broken from the booze? Nice silver spoon, stupid? Can't tell anymore.

Its like reading Hemingway
He needs to go live in Cuba for a spell

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I hate looking at his stupid fucking thumb of a head in all the backwards cap pics. Is there a telegram channel for HATT removal services?

 

[RickReternal]

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Fucking disgusting blob. A grotesque mongrel. A tubby faggot. A fat fuck. A chubby nothing. Piece of shit. Lardass.


I FUCKING HATE FATTIES SO GODDAMN MUCH

Might be his worst picture. I still have trouble believing it’s not shopped.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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Fucking disgusting blob. A grotesque mongrel. A tubby faggot. A fat fuck. A chubby nothing. Piece of shit. Lardass.


I FUCKING HATE FATTIES SO GODDAMN MUCH

He turned into the fat kid from Last Crusade.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Theory: Rick had recently been googling them because the hovel is infested with those things and autocorrect motherfucked him.

A fine theory but now all of a sudden he uses auto-correct? I thought he was an author and decided what words meant.