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What an odd pig.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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What an odd pig.
I can't wait until Carol wakes up from a long evening of making sweet love to his husband and finds your post.
Thanks Mews. How’d you know?
He is reporting the chip time, which is the time between his bib crossing the starting mat and when it crossed the finish mat. We have photos of him and his bib crossing the start, but none of pig crossing the finish. Know what we have photographic evidence of? His friend crossing the finish line at the *exact second* Pat’s bib crossed. We have photos of said friend crossing the finish, but Patso’s not in the photos as one would reasonably expect.
My suspicion is that Fatso either gave up and Annabelle’d the race after they let him run the bases at the Brewers stadium, or he pulled a Tomlinson and shit his pants along the route and had to stop. In either case it appears that he gave his bib to his friend so he could boast online about a non-at-all impressive 2:15 time in typical pig fashion. Sadly, race site’s compress data after awhile and the split times are no longer kept for the ‘13 race, so we can’t confirm exactly when Fat Pat abandoned the race.
That’s my cursory analysis. Only Fatass and his weirdo friend know for sure. Now, my hubs is out in the private jacuzzi on our balcony and I just noticed his Speedo is still in here, so I’m gonna go enjoy that before we return to land. Cheers!
He is reporting the chip time, which is the time between his bib crossing the starting mat and when it crossed the finish mat. We have photos of him and his bib crossing the start, but none of pig crossing the finish. Know what we have photographic evidence of? His friend crossing the finish line at the *exact second* Pat’s bib crossed. We have photos of said friend crossing the finish, but Patso’s not in the photos as one would reasonably expect.
My suspicion is that Fatso either gave up and Annabelle’d the race after they let him run the bases at the Brewers stadium, or he pulled a Tomlinson and shit his pants along the route and had to stop. In either case it appears that he gave his bib to his friend so he could boast online about a non-at-all impressive 2:15 time in typical pig fashion. Sadly, race site’s compress data after awhile and the split times are no longer kept for the ‘13 race, so we can’t confirm exactly when Fat Pat abandoned the race.
That’s my cursory analysis. Only Fatass and his weirdo friend know for sure. Now, my hubs is out in the private jacuzzi on our balcony and I just noticed his Speedo is still in here, so I’m gonna go enjoy that before we return to land. Cheers!
He thought it was a weigh station
2:11:00 is not a good time!
I did mine in 1:49:56 without ever having run for more than an hour beforehand.
Mind you, I know it's a lot more difficult for bigger guys. All that muscle Pat carries around will definitely tire you out!
I did mine in 1:49:56 without ever having run for more than an hour beforehand.
Mind you, I know it's a lot more difficult for bigger guys. All that muscle Pat carries around will definitely tire you out!
If he's bragging on running an average of a ~22 minute mile. I'd laugh. Even running a half marathon it'd be a 10:20 mile or thereabouts. Even if he cheated his time is pathetic. That's probably why he wanted to give the mistaken impression it was a half
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There are pictures of Pat at the finish line actually. Search for other people with the same time. Someone with pibnr 500ish.
Can't believe I'm defending him but my honesty is more important.
Edit 535 seems to be the nr
Oh my god, we knew he can't read or spell good, but it makes so much sense now that he can't even read numbers.
