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Patrick Lashes out at successful author Brian Keene Again

stealthygeek

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I'm so sorry, Rick.

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Slackjawed Cow

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Sounds like Brian is doing some legwork behind the scenes to make sure Pat isnt invited to other sci-fi cons as a guest for panels and autographs. Im sure he could attend as a general public but that would crush pats ego of being a special boy. While Pat pretends his tweets have the same results. Its a no brainer who will get their way.

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Sounds like Brian is doing some legwork behind the scenes to make sure Pat isnt invited to other sci-fi cons as a guest for panels and autographs. Im sure he could attend as a general public but that would crush pats ego of being a special boy. While Pat pretends his tweets have the same results. Its a no brainer who will get their way.

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He should call up that gas station and bar them from selling Rick and rack daddy Indian food.
 
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He must spend a bit of time here, and who can blame him? That's deep cut stuff.
If Brian is currently lurking (and I sure hope he is!), please ask Stephen King to tweet the following: @LizClarkeEats

Nothing more, nothing less. It's top secret coded language but we'll give you access to the secret forum as a token of our appreciation (y)(y)
 
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Slackjawed Cow

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If he tweets a pringles can...
He hasnt even played the lappening card on him. That might be a little too below the belt for brian. The arrest report is easier to use against pat for Brians angle. The yard sale jabs I didnt see coming. It has to be one of the least interesting subjects for someone on the outside looking for content.
 

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Remember when Twitter was deemed essential to his career and promotion? How's that online presence now, Porkfuck? Still selling books now that everyone is having a closer look and able to see through your blustery horseshit easily?

"What he thinks his behavior is ultimately going to gain him, and if he imagines his war ever ending."

That's all he thinks about. 90% of the day, every day, for the past like four years. All the wonders and privileges that will be bestowed upon him when the "right people" learn of his struggle. How hunting down his cyberstlakers will become priority #1 for the FBI.

He's forever fixated on "I win, child" endgames and won't spend a single moment wondering what he's doing with his life.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Pat must be shitfaced and brooding. Had to respond to an old thread looking for a twitter argument. With Leslie and now Brian seeing the light that pat is a bad faith actor. It must really get Pat mad that people in the industry are calling him out. Nobody wants to work with him or promote him.


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