Patrick has never set foot on an elliptical

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why is he acting like being on an elliptical is a bad thing? For someone of his age and ample carriage and a blood pressure issue, an elliptical (or an ecletical as Pat probably calls it) is a great cardio workout.

Also didn't this fatass buy a $2,000 NordicTrac during COVID?

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Do people actually bench in a Smith? Seems like it would be less than ideal since you wouldn't be able to make the curved path from head to chest

 

[stealthygeek]

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Who is homely nigger?

Her name is Jackie. Can we cool it with the racist remarks, fellas?

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Fucking LOL. Nice throwing your mentally ill wife under the bus with the murder threats, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can't believe he's calling homosexuality shameful in 2023. This is appalling.

And he says WE’RE the bad guys!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Fucking LOL. Nice throwing your mentally ill wife under the bus with the murder threats, stupid.

He’s said this a couple times. He needs his wife to fight his battles.

 

[VizioDash]

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Fucking LOL. Nice throwing your mentally ill wife under the bus with the murder threats, stupid.

I'd believe him on this one. He's publicly said Obamacare paying for her SSRIs is the only reason she hasn't blown her brains out already.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He doesn't use ellipticals, he observes fat ladies using them and then unsolicitedly defends their honor, stupid

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It's called an eclectical, stlaker. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Niki will kill on sight…

That bitch looks like she spends most of the day in bed crying. The only person she might kill is herself

If she owned a mirror and had any dignity she already would have.

 

[guest]

Well you're lifting those big heavy tits pretty regularly so I think you've got Fat beat

 

[Stent]

Pat can couch 300lbs twice daily, child. More if Niki is being a bitch and won't empty his piss cup for him.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

If pat used the smith machine cosistantly he wouldn't feel the need to argue

 

[HotDogJoe]

Niki will kill on sight, stlaker.

What a fucking loon he is.

 

[BudDickman]

He wishes he could say "I will kill you", but he knows that would be a threat, so he says "Niki will kill you". He thinks this is a clever way to have plausible deniability while threatening murder.

 

[PogromStallone]

Found on r/brotosaurus

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It would not surprise me if he contacted Tess the bartender and told her you just threatened to rape her, lol.