Patrick had a productive day of day-drinking at the Swinging-Door (Is he banned from Hoolie's?)

[guest]

For the autists, that's a ute kit. A simple google search of 'beetle truck' is all it took.

Maybe Torque's middle name is Jokes.

Because Patrick Tomlinson is a fat joke, you see?

Did you say utes?

 

[captain_kamala]

Maybe go in next time, looky-loo

I dress like a hooker

 

[Cuphead]

I guess Hoolis isn't for him forever

 

[NigelCumia]

Knowing Pat, a guest bartender probably offhandedly suggested he ignore the trolls and that's all it took for Pat to vow a self imposed exile.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

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eoopy.com crushed my ribs. It's probably a real email service but "eoopy" is just hilarious to read.

 

[SFWA liaison]

speaking of Car Pat, did you know that Susan was due to be traded by late 2015, from the blog:

8 years later and no sign of being able to afford an upgrade

 

[guest]

I dress like a hooker

They'll pray over that.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Do they park outside the Laughing Constable so nobody at the Swinging Door realizes they're drunk driving?

first Torque tweet in nearly 2 months
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his 47 followers were starting to get worried

seriously all his car pictures being withing a 300 feet of his day-drinking spots is an amazing bit, how does he not realize it makes him look pathetic hahaha

He didn't even fix the spelling which means he just doesn't know it's wrong. What a retard.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Knowing Pat, a guest bartender probably offhandedly suggested he ignore the trolls and that's all it took for Pat to vow a self imposed exile.

Nah, I'm pretty sure Pat got banned.

2 prior warnings. 2 prior warnings the Hooligan's staff had given him about trying to suck off male patrons in the hooli's bathrooms. The last warning came after Pat spat cum all over the bathroom hand dryer. Took the janitor hours to clean it up. After that, the staff forced Pat to pinkie-promise to keep his homosexual desires away from the bar's male patronage or otherwise he would be permanently banned.

Needless to say, Pat did not keep his word.

 

[EraGodless]

The Swinging Door sounds a lot like a Blue Oyster type of joint. It's a fucking stupid name for a bar is what I'm saying.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Did you say utes?

 

[CompoundBasement]

first Torque tweet in nearly 2 months
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his 47 followers were starting to get worried

seriously all his car pictures being withing a 300 feet of his day-drinking spots is an amazing bit, how does he not realize it makes him look pathetic hahaha

1. He didn't conceal the license plate. Bad form.

2. He can't spell "Beetle". Again.

3. Every angle he chose is shitty.

4. Bad lighting/time of day for quality photos for a car blog.

5. Reflections of the limp-wristed fatso taking the photos are distracting and not optimal.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

speaking of Car Pat, did you know that Susan was due to be traded by late 2015, from the blog:
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8 years later and no sign of being able to afford an upgrade

He is full of broken promises and lies.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

A DUI saga would be pretty rib crushing.

Has anyone confirmed he’s not yet had one?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Possible butt-buddy friend
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Laughlin Constable
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For those like Pat who failed at math:
IF Patrick was banned from Hoolie's forever, he is now 3.6 times more likely to kill someone while drunk driving to/from Swinging Door.
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If you go by mileage, he is 4.3 times more likely to selfishly cause a drunk driving wreck and kill people.




If it was even a question, YES Patrick does this because he is uncaring and racist:
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"Fuck it, if I get in a wreck *(beer burp)* I'll just blame the nigger." - Patrick S. Tomlinson





PAT TOMISON DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
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What's a Bettle?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Nah, I'm pretty sure Pat got banned.

2 prior warnings. 2 prior warnings the Hooligan's staff had given him about trying to suck off male patrons in the hooli's bathrooms. The last warning came after Pat spat cum all over the bathroom hand dryer. Took the janitor hours to clean it up. After that, the staff forced Pat to pinkie-promise to keep his homosexual desires away from the bar's male patronage or otherwise he would be permanently banned.

Needless to say, Pat did not keep his word

That's exactly what I heard as well

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's exactly what I heard as well

I’m mostly shocked that he didn’t swallow.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He spelled beetle wrong not once, but twice.

“Last true car guy”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What a racist fool. I went for a walk 9:00 last night heard a church service in session and peeked through the window. That's the kind of culture hs missing out on.

I guess when you're not getting up for a job you can stay late at church

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

So he spells "Beetle" wrong multiple times, even portmanteaus it with "truck" into "Trettle", all while taking a photo of the bumper which should clue him in that it is an homage to the VW Rabbit Pickup (due to the "Rabbit Diesel" emblem). Even if the Last True Car Guy didn't know about the Rabbit Pickup, he could have spent a second and googled it instead of marveling at it like a hayseed and posting embarrassing attempts at humor like "Bruck" on two separate twitter accounts. Fat cornfed idiot.