Patrick had a productive day of day-drinking at the Swinging-Door (Is he banned from Hoolie's?)

[Brooke Shields]

Possible butt-buddy friend

Laughlin Constable

For those like Pat who failed at math:
IF Patrick was banned from Hoolie's forever, he is now 3.6 times more likely to kill someone while drunk driving to/from Swinging Door.

If you go by mileage, he is 4.3 times more likely to selfishly cause a drunk driving wreck and kill people.




If it was even a question, YES Patrick does this because he is uncaring and racist:

"Fuck it, if I get in a wreck *(beer burp)* I'll just blame the nigger." - Patrick S. Tomlinson





PAT TOMISON DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

We're really supposed to believe that Pat's an elite marathon runner when he can't even bring himself to walk half a mile to get drunk?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Bettle

Professional writer

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

@Pringle Can Lothario is there any way you could alert the MPD to keep an eye out for a drunk pig riding a Thai scooter?

A DUI saga would be pretty rib crushing.

 

[captain_kamala]

I fucking hate him already so much but knowing that he's a drunk driver, that's irredeemable.

 

[Will Tate]

I fucking hate him already so much but knowing that he's a drunk driver, that's irredeemable.

He's so scared of your kind that he'd rather risk driving drunk than walk through a vibrant, diverse neighborhood after dark.
Why can't you behave? If Pat is involved in a drunken car accident, it's the blacks' fault.

 

[Jenna]

I can't stand the way he holds his cell phone with two hands whenever he takes a picture. The rest of the world is snapping selfies with one hand but this dork still treats it like a disposable camera.

 

[captain_kamala]

He's so scared of your kind that he'd rather risk driving drunk than walk through a vibrant, diverse neighborhood after dark.
Why can't you behave? If Pat is involved in a drunken car accident, it's the blacks' fault.

What a racist fool. I went for a walk 9:00 last night heard a church service in session and peeked through the window. That's the kind of culture hs missing out on.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

 

[Will Tate]

What a racist fool. I went for a walk 9:00 last night heard a church service in session and peeked through the window. That's the kind of culture hs missing out on.

She what I mean? 9 at night and some spook is casing a church. These neighborhoods aren't safe.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That fax busted this nigga’s ribs.

 

[Meownaw]

I can't stand the way he holds his cell phone with two hands whenever he takes a picture. The rest of the world is snapping selfies with one hand but this dork still treats it like a disposable camera.

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I do the same...

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Ooooh, a fax number... I feel the picture of Rick blowing trump must be sent, hopefully they have a better attitude & sense of humour than Hooligans.
It does make me wonder if Hoolis finally banned him.

 

[SFWA liaison]

first Torque tweet in nearly 2 months


his 47 followers were starting to get worried

seriously all his car pictures being withing a 300 feet of his day-drinking spots is an amazing bit, how does he not realize it makes him look pathetic hahaha

 

[Meownaw]

first Torque tweet in nearly 2 months
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his 47 followers were starting to get worried

Yes, we were.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

How do you live day to day with no purpose and not kill yourself? No plan for the future, just living for instant gratification. This existence would be hell on earth for most people.

 

[Guest]

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Never saw this one. So many incredible bits that shit from 3-5 years ago will pop up and destroy my ribs

 

[guest]

What a racist fool. I went for a walk 9:00 last night heard a church service in session and peeked through the window. That's the kind of culture hs missing out on.

Maybe go in next time, looky-loo

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

For the autists, that's a ute kit. A simple google search of 'beetle truck' is all it took.

Maybe Torque's middle name is Jokes.

Because Patrick Tomlinson is a fat joke, you see?