Patrick explains why he chooses not to write for Star Wars.

[ChildSpitTake]

In other news, I have decided not to date Gal Gadot

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Every single person on this panel deserves to be shoved into a locker every day of the rest of their lives.

 

[NigelCumia]

Christopher Nolan was a promising young director with interesting indie films like Momento under his belt. Taking the batman job killed his career, hasn't worked since.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Remember when he insulted a Star Trek writer?

 

[NigelCumia]

Remember when he insulted a Star Trek writer?

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I don't remember this and now my ribs are in tatters

 

[DominusOdium]

Yeah I was going to spend my life fucking supermodels and movie stars but I decided it would be a lot of drama so I stuck with ugly goblin women in Wisconsin, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

Remember when he insulted a Star Trek writer?

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A connection that might've gotten him into a gig but he can't stop childing and stalkering for 5 minutes to assess whether he's being a shitdick to somebody who is actually trying to help him

Even if he apologizes after, the damage is done. Your first impression is of a crazy person who spams stlaker CHILD PRISON 100s of times a day.

 

[wbgreen]

I don't remember this and now my ribs are in tatters

You have to go back to that thread. Pat was contacted by a producer and thought it would be his big break. Ms. Shearer had to explain there was a writer's strike (which Pat forgot about because he has no friends in showbiz) and he was being recruited as a scab.

Oh to have been in the hovel when Pat realized his stardom would not be!

 

[DominusOdium]

You have to go back to that thread. Pat was contacted by a producer and thought it would be his big break. Ms. Shearer had to explain there was a writer's strike (which Pat forgot about because he has no friends in showbiz) and he was being recruited as a scab.

Oh to have been in the hovel when Pat realized his stardom would not be!

He still hasn't realized this. He legitimately believes this is all going to turn into celebrity and fame.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Christopher Nolan was a promising young director with interesting indie films like Momento under his belt. Taking the batman job killed his career, hasn't worked since.

Oh, but he has worked since then.

You have to go back to that thread. Pat was contacted by a producer and thought it would be his big break. Ms. Shearer had to explain there was a writer's strike (which Pat forgot about because he has no friends in showbiz) and he was being recruited as a scab.

Ah yes, the Patrick Scab Tomlinson episode.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You have to go back to that thread. Pat was contacted by a producer and thought it would be his big break. Ms. Shearer had to explain there was a writer's strike (which Pat forgot about because he has no friends in showbiz) and he was being recruited as a scab.

Oh to have been in the hovel when Pat realized his stardom would not be!

 

[guest]

Pat chooses not to write for Star Wars in the same way I choose not to play as an attacking midfielder for Arsenal.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Technicality Tomlinson didn't say who asked to write a screenplay synopsis. Maybe he asked to, was turned down, but that's good news because he hates writing synopses (and hates writing).

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Pat chooses not to write for Star Wars in the same way I choose not to play as an attacking midfielder for Arsenal.

I play for Tottenham, child. I do it quietly. It's key.

 

[Officer Chase]

Imagine not having a book published for 4 years, nothing on the horizon, and your agent telling you not to write for Star Wars lol.

At this stage and his schedule writing we're all authors about as much as he is.

 

[MonsterSteve]

You have to go back to that thread. Pat was contacted by a producer and thought it would be his big break. Ms. Shearer had to explain there was a writer's strike (which Pat forgot about because he has no friends in showbiz) and he was being recruited as a scab.

Oh to have been in the hovel when Pat realized his stardom would not be!

Can you link me that thread? That sounds hilarious.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Can you link me that thread? That sounds hilarious.

Enjoy reminiscing, stlaker.

 

[Guest]

In other news, I have decided not to date Gal Gadot

In case you all were wondering, I've decided never to touch benzos again, something that would totally happen

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You have to go back to that thread. Pat was contacted by a producer and thought it would be his big break. Ms. Shearer had to explain there was a writer's strike (which Pat forgot about because he has no friends in showbiz) and he was being recruited as a scab.

Oh to have been in the hovel when Pat realized his stardom would not be!

Pat getting blacklisted by the union for accidentally being a scab would be the ultimate L. That sounds like a SpaceEdge bit.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Our schedules clashed.......