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This is also a man who makes scrambled eggs in the microwave.
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Is there evidence he actually orders a white with steak? That’s fucking wild if he does. I already hate the well done part. There’s no way he’s retarded enough to pair a white with it. It’s not even hard to know what pairings work. Red meat= red wine. White meat= white wine. Obviously not a complete guide but, it’s common fucking sense. God I fucking hate him enough already.He also orders white wine with his steak. Of course the waiter recommends the red wine for steak because that’s the proper pairing (white wine is for chicken / fish) but piggy tells them no and brags white wine is better for well done steak like an idiot.
Working in the restaurant business for some reason most black people ALWAYS ask for burgers / steaks to be well-well done. I think it was so they could complain it wasn’t “well done enough” (after eating it all) and refuse to pay. You would know how they acted well they came in they would leave this way.
It was from one of his food pics he posted online, it was a steak and white wine glass and him bragging about white wine is what you SHOULD order with steak, not red because he’s so smart and unique. He is a big baby so he needs the sweetest white wine with his well done steak. It’s just another one of the many things Pat claims to know everything about, how you should eat your steak and it should be paired with white wine. He believes he’s some superior intellectual that looks down on “common people” yet is forever white trash. It’s why he hates his home town / upbringing so much, he always saw himself as better than everyone in that town yet he’s just another mid west rube. It’s why he’s such a lunatic and so insecure, he wants everyone to think he’s so great yet is a massive failure at everything.Is there evidence he actually orders a white with steak? That’s fucking wild if he does. I already hate the well done part. There’s no way he’s retarded enough to pair a white with it. It’s not even hard to know what pairings work. Red meat= red wine. White meat= white wine. Obviously not a complete guide but, it’s common fucking sense. God I fucking hate him enough already.
Bong is funny to me. Always assumed it was referring to Aussies. What's the connection to Brits?Based bong knows how to eat burgers
Guess I know how I'm gonna die now.The char on meat is a major suspect in causing colon cancer.
Pat ordered his shake Amos & Andy style because he's an allyBurnt to a crisp, child.
All in wit da char. There's this place near me that has tacos al pastor and it took me over a year to realize the little charred pineapple pieces weren't pieces of fat from the meat. That's how fawkin good they tasted.Guess I know how I'm gonna die now.
Throw in some black bread sometimes. The old lentil soup, nuts and apples. An apple a day etc. It's not just a saying. Get the fibre in to clean the pipes and you can enjoy grilled meat without worrying about that shit.Guess I know how I'm gonna die now.
All in wit da char. There's this place near me that has tacos al pastor and it took me over a year to realize the little charred pineapple pieces weren't pieces of fat from the meat. That's how fawkin good they tasted.
As far as I know it’s an old copypasta about everyone in london stopping and looking at the sky like a bunch of turkeys whenever big ben went BONG BONG.Bong is funny to me. Always assumed it was referring to Aussies. What's the connection to Brits?
Yes.IIRC, aren't they supposed to be cooked to like 160 so you kill the bacteria?
He should be stoned to death.
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