Patrick: "Defund the Police (NOT BLM!!!) was an op to splinter the left and make them unpalatable to the middle." Also Patrick:

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Again completely lacking in self-awareness. He's talking like he understands the GOP playbook (I assume this is who he thinks is behind these "ops") and acting like he's intellectually above everything. Meanwhile he has spent the last 8+ years caping for center-left shitheels like Hillary, Biden, and Kamala while shitting on anyone to the left of him like Bernie (even doing so today, right around the time he wrote this).

If these things were all "ops" to divide the left, he was completely swept away by emotions like a rube and engaging in the exact behavior these alleged ops were trying to provoke. Fat idiot.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Don’t apologize for the f.lux bro. Gotta keep that circadian rhythm in proper working order.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Patrick "I Don't Blame the Niggers and Neither Should You" Tomlinson

 

[RickReternal]

That means nobody will be able to enjoy prison.

No, it doesn’t mean that.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No, it doesn’t mean that.

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“Stop using my insane hyperbole against me, stlaker.”

 

[Honey Badger]

I’m ribbing out of principal @Brooke Shields but you’re on thin ice. Cut it out with the orange text shit.

I’ve never seen a single conservative advocate for defunding the police, but apparently they’re all doing it so the Alex Murdochs of the world can kill their families in peace.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s really lost it

Never talk to the police unless you want them to find your lawn furniture of course.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

“Stop using my insane hyperbole against me, stlaker.”

He expects you to both understand that he's exaggerating for emphasis, but also take him totally serious, like Schrodinger's Retarded Musing

 

[Suetonius]

He’s really lost it
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Never talk to the police unless you want them to find your lawn furniture of course.

Is that a regular occurrence? You just see immigrants and trannies walking into your neighborhood abortion clinic?

 

[Suetonius]

Its funny watching these "Dems have to pivot to the middle" retards like Pat watch as their candidate who pivoted to the middle crashed and burned. How did supporting Israel and campaigning with Liz Cheney and promising to deport people help her? It didnt. So now they blame some other invisible force.

 

[Lard Glug]

Is that a regular occurrence? You just see immigrants and trannies walking into your neighborhood abortion clinic?

Haven’t you heard the rhetoric? All women are in desperate need of abortions, having no idea how they got pregnant in the first place. Or they’ll die!!!

 

[firstimelongtime]

He’s really lost it
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Never talk to the police unless you want them to find your lawn furniture of course.

So let me guess — he’s not suing MPD in some get-rich-quick (and then get-poor-quick) scheme, he is actually engaging them on a battlefield of his choosing?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He expects you to both understand that he's exaggerating for emphasis, but also take him totally serious, like Schrodinger's Retarded Musing

He really thinks it's effective but Pat's penchant for histrionics is one of the biggest reasons why he was never going to get a real job out of being a "political firebrand." He can't just explain why he thinks something is bad. It always has to be some insane shit like:

"While traitors have unfathomably locked us into the impending ORANGE HELL we must NEVER forget that the next four years will be worse than a thousand nuclear bombs obliterating every fibre of our being unless we stand up and take action.

WE. MUST. FIGHT.

Use ANY means necessary and NEVER. SURRENDER!"

Nigga thinks he's giving a speech in an 90's movie and he's too stupid to realize how embarrassing that is.

 

[Lard Glug]

He really thinks it's effective but Pat's penchant for histrionics is one of the biggest reasons why he was never going to get a real job out of being a "political firebrand." He can't just explain why he thinks something is bad. It always has to be some insane shit like:

"While traitors have unfathomably locked us into the impending ORANGE HELL we must NEVER forget that the next four years will be worse than a thousand nuclear bombs obliterating every fibre of our being unless we stand up and take action.

WE. MUST. FIGHT.

Use ANY means necessary and NEVER. SURRENDER!"

Nigga thinks he's giving a speech in an 90's movie and he's too stupid to realize how embarrassing that is.

Only thing Fat Fuck is going to fight is heart disease and diabetes. And faggotry.

 

[firstimelongtime]

He really thinks it's effective but Pat's penchant for histrionics is one of the biggest reasons why he was never going to get a real job out of being a "political firebrand." He can't just explain why he thinks something is bad. It always has to be some insane shit like:

"While traitors have unfathomably locked us into the impending ORANGE HELL we must NEVER forget that the next four years will be worse than a thousand nuclear bombs obliterating every fibre of our being unless we stand up and take action.

WE. MUST. FIGHT.

Use ANY means necessary and NEVER. SURRENDER!"

Nigga thinks he's giving a speech in an 90's movie and he's too stupid to realize how embarrassing that is.

I’ve said it a thousand times that it confounds me why he is not reminded every time he goes all action-Pat that he sounds like a fucking retard who watched too much 24.

I’m beginning to think because people see this, but truly think that he’s retarded and probably should be pitied rather than ridiculed.