Patrick clarifies his sexuality, somehow comes across even gayer

[Phish]

We have three threads about this now.

We could be using the forum for scat porn photoshops, as it was intended, but no. Here we are with 3 duplicate threads and no Nikacado assholes to be seen anywhere.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

“My masculinity”

Haven’t we been told masculinity is toxic?

Quite straight AND quite happy?

I don’t think that’s true.

He's a conservative, child.

 

[SFWA liaison]

wtf??? what does Niki being cis has to do with his sexuality? I thought it was perfectly hetero to fuck trannies??

this is literally trans genocide. Do better, Pat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat tried to explain himself, sounds worse

Also this guy sucks

“Mass shooter Kool aid man”? Fucking YUCK!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy wants attention bad and he’ll use the lgbtq whatever letters to get it!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been called a faggot tons of times and I don't think I've ever felt the need to be like "No! I'm NOT a faggot! I'm actually straight!"

 

[guest]

Wow he REALLY elaborated right there. He fucking HAAAATES gay people.

nice pokerface, stupid.

 

[guest]

What a bigot, equating masculinity with heterosexuality, as if to say all gay men are effete sissies. Tell that to the leather daddies and butch queens who could kick the shit out of Fat, not to mention our own marathon-running, self-made multi-millionaire, testosterone machine @CarolMaxheinie

Very problematic and very, very fat.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Wow he REALLY elaborated right there. He fucking HAAAATES gay people.

nice pokerface, stupid.

Fueled entirely by Carol outing the fact he cheated on that marathon, sad!

 

[Saddam Hussein]

I've been called a faggot tons of times and I don't think I've ever felt the need to be like "No! I'm NOT a faggot! I'm actually straight!"

I bet you have

 

[Turk February]

for some reason this "enjoy prison" felt really sad. Like, he doesn't even believe it anymore, it's just a catch phrase, and even then, one he doesn't like saying anymore. Like "by Grabthars hammer, you will be avenged!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet you have

I'M NOT FUCKIN GAY!

 

[Turk February]

I'M NOT FUCKIN GAY!

If you're not gay, why does everyone always say you're gay behind your back?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you're not gay, why does everyone always say you're gay behind your back?

They do?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Pat has the nerve to question honey Badger's sexuality EVEN THOUGH HE'S SEEN HIS WIFE'S DELICIOUS LATINA BEEFERS

 

[Turk February]

They do?

It's all they ever talk about on the "The Ghost of Gay Vigoda" group chat. It's almost obsessive really, I rarely even post there anymore, but back in the day it was a party.

 

[Milk74]

We have three threads about this now.

What can I say....The first 2 inspired me

 

[guest]

"No one is trying to make straight people illegal" but the laws would apply to everyone. Fucking pea-brained arguments from these people. Laws against theft might be harder on kleptomaniacs than normal people but the laws aren't targeting anybody.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"my masculinity"

Kind of looks like Norm here

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Pat forgot to log out of his auto account to say this
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Hahaha!!!